Too much shouting is bad for your health...

Who: Tara, Trisees, Alota, Jay
Where: Starbug 6,607
When: smeg knows
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A commotion was heard from the midsection "Now, now Mr Trisees, no need to threaten me" Tara backed to the wall away from Trisees who was getting violent
"CLEAVAGE!!!!!!" Trisee's voice echoed throughout the shuttle "LET ME OUT OF THESE RESTRAINTS!" a thudding noise was heard as he broke the restraints and Trisees emerged into the cockpit, followed by Tara whos head was spinning from the bellow louder than a close range bellow from Keto. "Well you wouldnt have been my first choice for this mission, but seeing as I have no choice I' ll play along, Ms, Viagra scan the area" Alota spun on her chair, "Ok...first of all, who put YOU in charge? second" she got to her feet and grabbed him by the collar, pulling him up close to her face she smiled, the shouted "WHAT THE SMEG DO YOU THINK IM DOING MORON!" with that she back in her seat, Jay trying not to laugh at Trisees. Trisees muttered some expletives at Alota rather loudly and swore vengance but fearing for his family jewels he didn't push it... he knew what hapened to the Major. Tara noticed that Trisees had cut his wrists escaping 'goddamned stupid oath, helping everyone in need' TYara thought and went for her medi-kit. She got out some gause and bandage to put on the nasty wounds
"Keep away from me you stupid nurse" he said
"Now, now Mr Trisees.."
"DON'T YOU MR TRISEES ME" the man bellowed. The starbug swerved as Jay covered his ears
"If you don't keep calm i'm going to have to take drastic measures" Tara got out a hyperdermic neele and squerted it
"Don't you even think about helping me you in compitant idiot" Trisees bellowed
"I AM NOT INCOMPITANT!!!" The bug swerved again "Now i'm going to have to sedate you because you are being violent" Tara said through gritted teeth. She stabbed the needle into Trisses arm. Hard, it made the man scream, the bug swerved again. Tara grinned
"Now thats gonna hurt when you wake up"said Tara. Alota and Jay grinned. Trisees moaned as the tranquillizer took effect and he fell unconscious. Tara started to patch him up, wrapping the gauze around each wrist, then the bandage around both wrists making sure it was a tight knot "He won't get out of that. He'll be out for a while as well"
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