Morons anonymous.

Who: Jay, Tara, Trisees, Alota
When: same place as last time
Where: Somewhere not anywhere familiar though
 
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Alota spun on her chair, "Ok...first of all, who put YOU in charge? second" she got to her feet and grabbed him by the collar, pulling him up close to her face she smiled, then shouted
"WHAT THE SMEG DO YOU THINK IM DOING MORON!" with that she back in her seat, Jay trying not to laugh at Trisees. <End Snip>  
Trisees straightened up his uniform as he stuck his nose up, 
"Well I um, find them" he said, Alota stood up was so half tempted to do a hail Hitler salute whilst shouting 'Hail Hitler'  but settled for an Arnold Rimmer Salute which consisted of twirling her hand in a rotating method then smacking her forehead and withering her hand down. Trisees frown increased,
"Are you mocking me?" Trisees asked almost shouting, Jay tried, but he couldn't resist nor could Tara, they both said simultainiesly,
"Well duhh!". Trisees huffed then left the cockpit, Alota sat back down and continued the scan,
"All I'm picking up is random static electricity from non organic beings and a load of mineral ores" Tara stood behind and stared at Alota,
"English please"
"Rocks, and stars"
"You've been watching too much science fiction babble" Tara said. Jay continued piloting, then Alota had an idea,
"Tara sit down and strap yourself in" she whispered, Tara did as she was told,
"Hey Jay do a loop-ti-loop"
"Why?"
"Trust me just do it". Jay did as he was told and in the back he could here crashing sounds. As they returned to normal pitch, Trisees came through covered in a concoction of baked beans tea bags and coffee. <<NEXT!>>