Mike's Flight Exam Scheduled
Kayn + Mike
Shuttle Bay
"Great News Mike... you're flight exam's scheduled"
"Really? So soon?"
"Yes... well, your a good enough pilot and you may as well fail... i mean, take the exam as soon as possible"
"When is my exam?"
"Tommorow Morning"
"Really??""You'll be tested in a Starbug simulator and you'll have a written exam. You'll have to be able to fly a Starbug through a set of rings in real life and explain the principles of landing to me in thirty seconds"
"So I don't have to actually land anything?"
"No"
Mike jumped six feet in the air and smiled, running off towards his quarters yelling "I'm gonna be a pilot". Kayn walked back to the simulators and sat down inside the shuttle-sim
"Holly... Load up Valkyrie sim, Kayn's run"
"Is that with or without the huge moon shaped ship you made me spend three days rendering a 3d model of from some old George Lucas film??"
"Put two on there... and a few planets for it to nuke"
"I can't see how it took three days to render such a stupid peice of junk... It's a SPHERE WITH A DENT IN IT!"
"Yeah but I had to have all the interior designed in case I wanted to fly inside it"
"You never do! You just fly along that obviously stupid air vent, fire a rocket into it and watch it blow up from a safe distance..."
"Just load the sim Holly..."
"If I was an evil bad guy I'd have a ship WITHOUT an air vent for a stupid ship to fire down... and I wouldn't wear a helmet that made me sound I was breathing through a straw with rabies...""HOLLY!"
(Mike... post your exam... with or without hinderance from other certain crewmembers...)