Re: Allie & WW\'s date - part 3... And some fool spills his drink!

--- In JMC_Blue_Dwarf@y..., Vyvyan Landis <lady_vyv@y...> wrote:
> Allie tilted her head in thought. "I dunno. I think
> it would've been fun to get to fight all the time in
> front of an audience."
> "You still fight with Phil and Tara?" the hamster
> inquired.
> She shook her head. "No, not with them," she
> explained. "I meant getting to fight with Keto. I'm
> pretty sure that one of these days, his head will
> explode, then Katrina will get the pleasure of
> cleaning it up, unless Keto has an ointment that could
> repair his noggin."
> The waiter appeared, looking slightly flustered and
> carrying two trays. One, stir-fried vegetables and the
> other, lobster stuffed with mashed pretzels.
> "You okay?" White Wolf asked as it was being served.
> The waiter nodded quickly. "Um, yeah, just, you
> know..."
> Allie shook her head again. "No, we don't know. Tell
> us."
> "Apparently, the food dispensers don't like making
> lobster stuffed pretzels, and it causes them to, um,
> get angry."
> "Angry?"
> "Yeah, I guess they like shooting soda cans at
> people."
> White Wolf looked sympathetic. Allie laughed.
As waiter then left the table, the huge hamster paused as he noticed
how pretty Allie was when she laughed in her slightly glittering,
curve hugging, silver and red dress.
Realising he must be staring, the overgrown hamster quickly grabbed
up his glass of carrot juice and held it aloft before continuing.
"A toast! To the good health of one of prettiest redheads in the
JMC..."
Allie looked surprised, and then a touch suspicous while she
replied "Me?!? Are you pulling my leg, White Wolf?"
"I'm not kidding, Allie. Why, if I didn't think that hag, Mary Kay's
estate would sue me, I'd even go as far as to say your the prettiest
woman in the entire JMC! But being rich does have it annoyances..."
Before Allie could react and say anything, the brawl broke out, and
within a mere millisecond, one of the local bar dimwits accidently
doused Allie with his drink. The utter look of shock on Allie's face
was evident.
The huge hamster stood up and yelled, "You can't do that to my date,
Scumbag! Especially not while she's in such a beautiful dress!"
The enraged hamster brutally backhanded the offending brute, sending
the brute flying accross the barroom, to crash land on the table in
which Donover and Lloyd were ducking under.
"Oy, you can't do that to my buddy, you overgrown furball! Your gonna
pay for that", Yelled another bar patron, quickly whipping out a
switchblade and making his way towards the huge hamster.
White Wolf calmy reached into his right cheek pouch, and pulled out a
large ziplock baggie which contained what looked like an unassembled
weapon of some sort, and began assembling it as he turned to Allie
and said, "Unless you feel like joining in, Allie, You'll have to
pardon me while I teach some of these bozos a lesson or two on how to
properly treat a lady."
<reply if you like, Allie>
Just then the huge hamster finished assembling the various parts into
a linear acceleration cannon, much like the ones used in an earlier
away mission*. Then the overgrown hamster quickly switched it up to
medium power, popped his veggie stir fry into the top feeder, pointed
it at the approaching switchblade wielding bar patron and pulled the
handgrip trigger.
The meaty man went down in a spray of veggie stir fry...
<Feel free to carry on from here, Allie. That also goes for anyone
else who's crazy enough to tussle with an angry hamster...>
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* - See post #1310 for more details.
OOC - Sorry about the delay in replying, But I've been sick (as per
my explaination in Parrots msg group).
- Tim/WW