Smeg
Who: BB lot
Where: BB house
When: BB standard time
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"I don't know if you can... We'll see after Big Brother. Maybe it'll wear off..."
"I think the main thing now is to remain calm. Relax. Hey, that's my hat, by the way." Said Katrina. Zodar took a deep breath in. "Ooooookaaaaaay... I'm not stressed. Ok, I'm ok... I'm ok..."Chris calmed down and sat down on his bed.
"This really hasn't been your week." Said Alota
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---------------------------------------------- Tara groaned quietly to herself "Oh god what if Keto has seen this" she said "I will be kicked out of the medi-bay... literally" Zodar stifled a laugh "Sorry Zo, i'm really, really sorry about this"
"Well at least you missed most of puberty" Alota piped up. The three girls left Zodar to 'discover' his new body.
Later in the living room Tara was sat thinking about last night. She remembered the mop and getting pissed first 'never have been good with alcohol' she thought. She remembered the make-up, hat and Zodar business. Then is was blank. A fuzzy picture started to form in her mind. Tara was in the garden drinking. She lent on the door that was the back exit to the house it fell open. Tara grabbed another few bottles of beer and ran out of the house followed by Marjorie the chicken. She had run out of the house and had made it onto the promenade it was only 12 midnight so Parrotts was still full. Tara being Tara did the first thing to come to mind she went to look for Phil. In doing so she managed to end up in the medi-bay. "Hi Sssshhhakssspere" she slurred in a drunken state "Niccce hairrrr" Tara giggled and finished another bottle of beer. Trisees glowered at Tara walked over and pined her to the wall by her neck
"I am not Shakspeare" he hissed
"Don't be ssssilly. You've all wayss benn Sssshhhakssssey" Trisees screamed at her and it was blank again. "Well i'm here now. Wonder how I got back?"
<Care to take over Sean>
How did Tara get back?
Will she ever drink that much again?
Who will win the BDBB?
Will Tara get thrown out of the medi-bay?
Who in gods name started these damn questions again?
Find out next time on.... BLUE DWARF