The Viper

Jay left the scene. Zodar's mind wandered...
"Hey, I wonder what's goin' on onboard this ship"
"Where did that come from?" Asked Alota
"I dunno. It's just weird that we have no idea of what's happening
outside this area." Zodar said and walked up to a camera. "Hey, I
hope none of you mess up my room." Zodar spoke into the camera, to
the unseen, but certainly present audience. Chris fogged up the lens
of the camera, in an attempt to clean it.
"Hehe, I guess they can't see me now..."
It was then that a little windscreen wiper cleared the mist from the
glass.
"Did you see that?" Zodar said, amazed.
"What?" chorused the group.
"A little wiper thing came down and wiped the lens..."
"They must have someone controlling them." Tara said
"Yeah, hang on..." Chris went out into the garden and attracted
camera 2. This was going to be fun...
"Hi. How are ya? Good? Having a good night up there? Hope it's nice
and warm. I like this, this is good. Can you do your windscreen wiper
thing? Go on, windscreen wiper... Come on, windscreen wiper. All I
wanna see is a windscreen wiper. Argh! No windscreen wiper. Look
theres a helicopter!" Zodar pointed into the air.
The wiper wiped the lense.
"Ha! I just got a windscreen wiper! Haha! Happiest man in the
universe! HAHAHA!"
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...And if you would like to see the video of this event, you can
stream it from this address:http://go.rbn.com.au/ramgen/ondemand/bigbrother/video/blaircam.rm
You may need a good connection and RealPlayer to view it, though.
Of course, I must give full credit to Australian BB housemate Blair
for this post. (Just so you know.) I can't just claim the last bit as
my own piece of writing, even if it is really twisted.