I'm by myself!

WHO: Mike
WHERE: MIKES living quarters
WHEN: Moving in
Mike was so happy.
He was living by myself!
Mike could do anything he wanted to.
He set the house up the way he wanted it, like a BOMB!
And, he could invite anyone he wishes (eg, GIRLS!)
Mike picked up his guitar and played and sung REALLY LOUD!!!!!!
AT THE PARROTS BAR.....
The bartender was serving a dirnk when he accidentually knocked the
electronic bird, Mr. Dingles. of course, the magnet fell off.
The parrot came to life.
And all he wanted to do was KILL DIRK!
But his good ears picked up the sound of a guitar
"Guitar, I hate guitars.......
Mike was playing his guitar when he heard a loud knock on the door.
"A visitor already!"
He put the guitar on the couch and answered the door.
Almost immeadiately, a robotic parrot fluttered in the room, squarking,
"Wheres that guitar......don't throw that at me, kid!.............AHHH! let
go of my wing, brat thank you! awwwwwww, did I scracth you? MWA HA HA HA!
AH! there it is!"
He landed on the guitar. Mikes face got serious, "You get off that guitar,
RIGHT NOW!"
"Ohhhhhhhh, he's angry! Well, would this calm you down?"
Mike watched in horror as Mr. Dingles plucked the strings.
"OHHH you rotten smeghead you've done it now! IM GONNA KILL YOU!"
"Only if you can catch me!"
Mikes eyes slitted, "Bring it on!"
Would you like to continue, Mr,. Dingles? (I recommend it, berore Mike does
something horrible! MWA HA HA HA HA!)
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