Re: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] what happened

WHO: Vanessa, Keto, Sirus, Dirk.
WHERE: Medical Dept.
WHEN: Way after tea time!
Just then Dirk Bell burst in.
"Whats the problem?"
"Well, we seem to have a sick android here" said Keto.
"Right, lets have a look".
After several minutes of examining and poking around in sevaral places, Dirk
came to a conclusion.
"Well what were gonna' have to do is an android-human transfixion, which
means you will be transformed into a complete human, if this operation is
not undergone, you keep having halucinations till your head blows up!"
"Oh my..."
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"Can we possibly do an operation like that onboard?" Sirus asked.
"Well, I don't think they'll have the equipment; but I could rig something up."
Dirk said while looking at his watch. "But we better hurry up. I don't want to
miss Flying Leathernecks at the cinema. I'm going to need every hunk of junk ya
got in this place. If it isn't nailed down, we're gonna use. Plus I'll need
some tools from my lab." He looks at Vanessa and throws her a set of keys,
"Here, sweetcheeks, why don't you go fetch'em for me." She looked a little
stunned before walking towards the door. "And I'll need some duct tape, super
glue, rubber bands, chewing gum, and some WD-40. STAT! I always wanted to say
that."
After Vanessa retrieved the items Dirk asked for, he began constructing the
special tools that would be needed for Sirus's operation. It took just a little
over an our before he was finished. Keto didn't seem to like the idea of Dirk
using almost everything in the medi-bay for the procedure. "There, that's the
last of it. We're ready to begin."
"How will you handle the surgery?" Sirus asked.
"Me? Whoa-hoa! I never said I was going to do it."
"But...? But how...?"
"Listen, tin-head, I just dedicated almost two hours to building this stuff for
ya? What else do you want? Besides, John Wayne is flying an airplane against
the Koreans in fifteen minutes."
"Who'll do the procedure then?" Vanessa asked.
"Isn't it obvious? Keto's the doc around here. Of course he'll do the
surgery." Dirk responded.
Keto didn't look to happy about that. "I've never done any stupid android-human
transfixion before! I wouldn't know where to begin!"
"It's simple. It's like takeing the motor out of a car and replacing it with a
lot of organs. Just follow the instructions." Dirk handed the doctor a book
larger than an unabridged dictionary. "Now, if you'll excuse me, I hear the
Duke's props turning." He did a quick about-face and headed out the door
towards the cinema.
Keto opened the book. The writing was so small that he could hardly read it.
OOC-well, dirk's done his part, now it's up to keto
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