A Plan
Planet Ffion
The humans (and Efof) gathered in a crater as the bugs began to overwhelm
them. Everyone's attention was focused on the giant bug/space ship above
them. It was moving away, the bugs with them.
"What's it doing?" James asked.
Niples frowned, "Maybe they are just sort of migrating?" he suggested.
"THE MIGHT OF THE HARBINGER OF DOOM WAS TOO MUCH FOR THE SATANOUS PRAWNS!"
Doom bellowed.
"Um, yeah," Niples said, "So, they're migrating."
"Sort of," Harris said, a scary look had crossed his face, the sort of look
that said he knew what was going on and it made him want 2 change underwear.
"What's wrong?" Niples asked, not wanting an answer.
"Well think about it, after six hundred years resources would start to run a
bit low at the rate they're eating it. So a big source of food and
resources, like say, a Jupiter Mining Corporating Space Ship..."
"Oh god!!" Niples said, turning pale, "We've got to warn the ship!"
"Our ships would be to slow to get there before the insect ship, and
besides, do you know how many weapons that ship has!?"
"About as much your average brownie meeting," Niples said.
"Don't worry!" Ace said, "I've got a plan!"
Unfortunately at this point a passing insect ripped his head off.*
"I know!" Efof said, "There's a matter transporter near here, we could try
beaming the whole ship, vaporise it and without rematerialising it."
James turned round, "That's a bloody good idea!" he said, "How'd you think
of it?"
*It's okay to kill ace because if there are infinite universes there are
infinite Aces, see? B-sides, since this is only a couple of years since Red
Dwarf went missing, and Lister didn't come out of stasis for several million
years, none of the things in Red Dwarf have actually happened yet. So naah.
Will Efof's plan work?
Will James sue him for plagiarism?
Will Lloyd rip her uniform? Pleeasse?
Found out in the next episode of Blue Dwarf (Or the Video, Blue Dwarf Uncut,
available in all good sex shops)
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