Kayn trys to play poker with himself

Kayn had been asleep for two hours...so a war was going on outside of starbug with a queen alien  - he had been ABDUCTED BY ALIENS!
 
He was desperatly trying to get thoughts of it out of his head - by drinking coffee (how else??? This is Kayn we're talking about!), and playing cards with his friends.
 
"So...you know what happened to me right? What happened?"
"Didn't work that out...lost memory then you see." said the older Kayn
"How do we play this game?" asked the younger one
"Thats right...learnt this game whilst on my way to blue dwarf...you must'nt have met that bit in history yet" said Kayn, as he and his double both laid a straight with the same cards for the tenth time running
"You must be the worst card opponents in the world!" exclaimed Kayn. "You know what I'm going to do caz you've already done it so you won't play, you don't know how to play and you keep on playing the same cards as me..."
Kayn was interupted by Seymour as he walked in through the hatch
 
"Kayn??? - Who are your friends?" asked a very confused Nipels
"Um...Commander....meet, um....Kayn, Kayn and Kayn"
 
There was another knock at the hatch, and the other three Kayns disapeared. Outside were two men neither Kayn or Nipels had seen before... Both wore dark suits and sunglasses...
 
 
Will Kayn ever remember what happened in his absense
Who are these two men?
Will Nipels bother asking where the three Kayns came from?
 
All this and more in the continuing (mis)adventures of Blue Dwarf...
 
PS - The plot has REALLY degenerated - keep it up