Re: Damn Duct Tape

> When Tara didn't say anything Jay put it down, looking at the
> inside hub of the tape he laughed to himself, "Would ya look at
> that..property of Commander White Wolf..."
"Always wondered where all this Big Brother junk came from," said
Keto, stepping slowly out of the bathroom, "Okay, okay - don't tape
me up, I'll come quietly."
"Since when did you ever do anything quietly?" asked Jay.
"Since some moron put you in charge of a roll of tape," replied
Keto, "Which, no doubt, you'll still be able to smeg up."
As Jay irritably pulled another strip of tape from the roll and
advanced on Keto, who started to retreat back to the bathroom,
Katrina turned from where she was busy keeping watch over the still-
silent Tara.
"Will you two stop it?" she said.
"But I've been wanting to do this for ages..." protested Jay, but
grudgingly rolled the tape back up.
"Alright Doc, you keep your mouth shut and we'll see that it
doesn't have to stay that way," he allowed.
Keto hesitated for a second, then nodded.
"Fine," he said, "Now, let me get this straight while I'm out here -
if Miss Cleavage there makes a sound, she loses us our budget?"
"That's right."
"We're doomed," sighed Keto, walking over and taking a seat. Tara
glared at him.
"What?" he smiled, leaning back.
After all, he thought, if somebody were to fail the challenge
before him, then it would mean that he wouldn't have to take his turn.
Which would mean that he wouldn't have to be silenced.
Which would mean that Chrysler couldn't tape him.
"This could be interesting..." he murmured, wondering vaguely what
small object he could throw at Tara to get her to make a sound.
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OOC: ;)
What, what's wrong with that OOC comment? Not long enough? I have
to be extremely verbose and utilise a multitude of exaggeratedly
elongated lexis components? I can't just put a smiley?
*Sigh.*
And sorry Katy, but the bathroom door was in Big Brother. 'Fraid
you can't fix that one. [Besides, if you did it would allow Jay to
duct tape Keto, and we don't want that to happen, do we?] ;)
P.S. This one may arrive twice due to (a) Yahoo and (b) me being a
moron. No further details necessary.