Re: Damn Duct Tape

> When Tara didn't say anything Jay put it down, looking at the
> inside hub of the tape he laughed to himself, "Would ya look at
> that..property of Commander White Wolf..."
"Always wondered where all this Big Brother junk came from," said
Keto, stepping slowly out of the bathroom, "Okay, okay - don't tape
me up, I'll come quietly."
"Since when did you ever do anything quietly?" asked Jay.
"Since some moron put you in charge of a roll of tape," replied
Keto, "Which, no doubt, you'll still be able to smeg up."
As Jay irritably pulled another strip of tape from the roll and
advanced on Keto, who started to retreat back to the bathroom,
Katrina turned from where she was busy keeping watch over the still-
silent Tara.
"Will you two stop it?" she said.
"But I've been wanting to do this for ages..." protested Jay, but
grudgingly rolled the tape back up.
"Alright Doc, you keep your mouth shut and we'll see that it
doesn't have to stay that way," he allowed.
Keto hesitated for a second, then nodded.
"Fine," he said, "Now, let me get this straight while I'm out here -
if Miss Cleavage there makes a sound, she loses us our budget?"
"That's right."
"We're doomed," sighed Keto, walking over and taking a seat. Tara
glared at him.
"What?" he smiled, leaning back.
After all, he thought, if somebody were to fail the challenge
before him, then it would mean that he wouldn't have to take his turn.
Which would mean that he wouldn't have to be silenced.
Which would mean that Chrysler couldn't tape him.
"This could be interesting..." he murmured, wondering vaguely what
small object he could throw at Tara to get her to make a sound.
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OOC: ;)
What, what's wrong with that OOC comment? Not long enough? I have
to be extremely verbose and utilise a multitude of exaggeratedly
elongated lexis components? I can't just put a smiley?
*Sigh.*
And sorry Katy, but the bathroom door was in Big Brother. 'Fraid
you can't fix that one. [Besides, if you did it would allow Jay to
duct tape Keto, and we don't want that to happen, do we?] ;)
--- In JMC_Blue_Dwarf@y..., "Andy Longman" <andy@t...> wrote:
> Jay was trying unsuccesfully to open the bathroom door and extract
the doctor.
> "KETO!, get your ass out here!"
> "Do you think im stupid Chrysler, the minute I open this door, you
and those other psycho's will tape me to the ceiling!"
> Zodar's voice came from the other side of the room
> "Hey thats an idea!"
> "Jay!", called Katrina, "Leave him alone its Tara's turn first"
> Chrysler turned back to the bathroom door, "C'mon Charlie, I dont
wanna tape you, we need your help keeping Tara quiet"
> Ketos voice was muffled as it came through the door,
> "Dammit Jay, I'm a Doctor not miracle worker!"
> Tara leapt from her seat and opened her mouth to speak, insulted at
Keots comment Katrina and Zodar dived at her while Alota clapped her
hands over Taras mouth.
> "Y'know what, Doc maybe we oughta tape you up ANYWAY!"
> "Jay" Alota shouted, "bring that stuff over here"
> "Now Tara..." he said as he walked across "Are you gonna behave or
are we gonna have to get sticky on ya?!"
> Tara seemed to calm down.
> Alota, Katrina and Zodar slowly let gowatching for any twitching of
her lips, Jay already a three foot length of duct tape ready.
> When Tara didn't say anything Jay put it down, looking at the
inside hub of the tape he laughed to himself
> "would ya look at that..property of Commander White Wolf..."
>
>
> <over to anyone>