He's got a good impression!

Who: Mike McKenzie
Where: McKenzie living quarters
When: After getting the menus from Stewie and Captain
Mike was pleased with himself as he strode int the kitchen.
"An important dinner and I haven't stuffed up yet! And the Captain has a
good impression of me!" Now for those meals...YIPES!" Mike tripped on his
shoelace and smashed his face on the table, then knocked the pepper shaker
straight into his face "AH, AH I need a place to sneeze! AH, AH,
CHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" straight into the orders he had written down!
"AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW CRUD! I'd better go and ask what they want again"
He walked into the room and asked, "Excuse me, can I have your orders again?
Just want to make sure"
They gave him the orders and he walked backed into the kitchen.
And what does he do? Mike tripped on his shoelace again and this time he
smashed into the food machine! "Ouch!" when Mike looked up the machine
looked stuffed, and sparks were flying out of it!
"Oh-no! I hope it still works"
Amazingly it worked! "Thank God!" Mike said with a great feeling of releif.
"Dinners ready!"
But little did mike know that the sauce was different.
It was flowing volcano, one of the hottest sauces around.
Could Stewie or Captain please continue?
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