ASSHOLE!

Kayn and Tara, helped cut Jay out of his restraints, and then had to restrain him again as he lunged toward Keto in a crazed state of delirium. Keto just chuckled under his breath.
Jay seemed to calm down..relativley.
He slinked across to Owen. "You're cooking tonight right?"
"Yeah, why"
"i'll do you a deal, when I get outta here I'll actually PAY off my tab at Parrotts"
This got Owens attention, Jay must be the only pilot in JMC with a Tab in the high $£900's
"Carry on.."
"IF you let me cook for Keto tonight!!!"

----- Original Message -----
From: lucky@...
To: JMC_Blue_Dwarf@yahoogroups.com
Sent: Tuesday, June 26, 2001 10:30 PM
Subject: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Passing Judgement
  "Hurry up, I want to get this over with!" growled Keto as the others, in their "costumes", gathered in the central room.  A slow smile passed over Keto's face as he wondered just how humiliating he could b...  And then he remembered the food budget.  "Oh smeg..." he murmured as he realised that really, they had to do quite well in order to have enough food so survive comfortably.  Otherwise, they might have to stoop to letting Chrysler cook again.  "Ehh...um, right!  Everyone line up!" announced Keto, playing for time.  It was no use, he decided, sighing.  He'd have to give them a fair judgement.  "Okay, first up we have...Alota, with her costume of a fairy!" he said, "And, due to the amusement afforded by Chris Zodar trying it on first*, I give her 8/10!"  "Next, we have Kayn, with his classic retro look of Neo, from the film 'The Matrix'," he continued, "And having actually watched this film at one point...a long, long time ago...I can say that it is a fairly close copy.  Therefore...7/10!"  Kayn looked pleased, despite the fact that the shades kept slipping off his nose.  "Next, Katrina, dressed as a french maid.  The costume, made from a minimal amount of materials, is both true to life AND cost effective.  A score of 7/10 as well for Katrina!"  "We then have Owen, showing us just how an ancient genie should truly have dressed.  Despite the fact that he hasn't granted my wish to be out of this hellhole yet, I give him 6/10!"  "Close behind Owen's genie, we have Chris Zodar's matador.  Unfortunately we are unable to give a demonstration of his skills, as a giant raging bull was not one of the vital items provided for us in this household.  The costume alone, however, warrants a third 7/10!"  "Tara comes next, portraying neolithic woman in a very short dress.  The crimson hair, we are assured, will be washed out by sometime next year.  8/10!"  "Next, we have Phil..."  Keto frowned.  He glanced along the line once more.  "Next, we have Phil..." he repeated, squinting.  "Over here," said a voice from the sofa.  Half-closing one eye, Keto could just about make out a shadowy outline.  "Ah yes," he said, "Phil, showing us the Hollow Man.  And, as that little problem shows, a very good likeness.  So good, in fact, that I suppose I'd better award you 9/10.  It's a perfect likeness."  "So why not 10/10?"  "Nobody gets 10/10 when I judge," replied Keto shortly.  Nodding once more, he clapped his hands together and said, "Well, that appears to be everyone..."  "Hey!" shouted Jay, "What about me?"  "Hmm?  Oh, yes.  You," said Keto, waving one hand, "2/10."  "WHAT?!" screamed Jay, "Two!?  I don't deserve TWO out of TEN!"  "Well, if you insist.  1/10," shrugged Keto.  "This competition is over."  "WHAT!?"  Unable to suppress a slight smile, Keto took his seat on the sofa.  "Ouch!"  "Sorry," said Keto absently, rising and moving to the part of the sofa where Phil wasn't.  He'd made it.  He'd successfully managed to irritate and humiliate Chrysler, while still making sure that enough high marks were scored to pass the challenge.  "Life is good," thought Keto, leaning back.  Strapped down, Jay fumed.=====*Yes, it was my mistake, but that doesn't mean it can't be humorous!  ;)  And those votes were OBVIOUSLY impartial.  There was no bias in Keto's marking whatsoever.  Nuh-uh.  Not at all.  Hehehe...(P.S. Please nobody take offence at these.  :)  It's just that Keto hates you all.  ;)  )The continuing adventures of the Blue Dwarf...www.geocities.com/bluedwarf2000To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to:JMC_Blue_Dwarf-unsubscribe@egroups.comYour use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to the Yahoo! Terms of Service.