NEW CREWMEMBERS!!!!!

We have 2 new members this week, and more on the way- we just have to decide what jobs we have left.
 
Biographies..................>>
Name- Kayn Andrew Bestrom
sex:- Male
Age:- 17
Lifeform- Human- we think... (X-files music plays)
Job:- Sensor/Radar operator
Rank:- Ensign
Physical description:-
About 5'6", weighing 11 stone. Has black hair and blue eyes...scarred left cheek.
Personality and Interests:- 
Kayn plays a lot of computer games and finds them good people to talk to. Skutters are also friends of his (apart from the fact he has to turn thier hearing systems down or they'll start trying to poke him) He is chirpy and aims to please - apparently. He has made over three hundred people commit hari-keri with handguns, and has turned over twenty psychiatrists into gibbering wrecks. Kayn usually sets his alarm for 2:30 in the morning - so he can get a bit of extra work done (the captain would naturally approve - providing he wouldn't use the bloody sonic boom alarm). Kayn also can not take a hint. Whenever someone tells him to shut up, he gets more courage (thinking people are talking back) and will continue with his long speeches. Even the ships computer has had enough of Kayn.
History:-
Kayn grew up on Ganymede - where he didn't make friends quickly due to his personality (usually his voice felt like someone scraping away at your skull with razor blades) Trying to excel at his studies to become a 'really important person' he entered the JMC Academy. There, his teachers found him even more annoying, and often tied a gag arround his mouth. After they went through ancient space communications (semaphore, morsecode and other ways for him to talk without speaking) they had had enough of him. They made him sit the exam three years prematurely and dumped him on the closest ship. With a set of B+ grades, Kayn is hoping to become another 'Really Important Person'. Most people avoid him like the plague before he starts talking.
Favourite saying:-
(Taken from his terminal Astronavigation Exam) "If it takes over three-hundred Jupiters to fill the sun - where did they all come from?"
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Name- LlanFairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwryndrobwllllantysiliogogogochsex:- Male
Age:- 16 (Booted out of the academy - they couldn't affordthe extra blackboard so he could write out his name)Lifeform- Human
Job:- not yet decided
Rank:- Crewman (didn't become an officer)
Physical description:-
12 stone, 6'4, blue eyes and black hair
Personality and Interests:- 
Doesn't speak a lot - only nods and shakes his head.Sleeps a lot.History:-
 
Llan was born in Wales on Earth. His parents enjoyedthe book of Paddington bear so much that they decidedto name thier first child after whichever trainstation after the train station they last visited.Unfortunatly for Llan, he was concieved after hisparents visited the worlds largest named train station(one with about 32 letters) and was born with anunfortunatly long name. This cost the courts a lot ofmoney in birth certificates. He also has a glow in thedark skeleton, which was caused by a bit of fluffstuck in his embryo before he was born. He doesn'tspeak a lot, and merely shakes his head, so he doesn'tshow off his glowing green teeth or has to say hisname. This also took the JMC over twenty hours todecipher his name, by pointing at the letters on ablackboard. He was kicked out early when they couldnot buy enough blackboards or wall-space so that hecould write his name. He chose the proffesion ofcommunications officer because the captain was drunk tthe time...
Favourite saying:-
 
Nod...shake..shake...nod
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