OOC - Shakespeare's Problems

Sorry for the ooc, but Shakesy wants me to tell you all that he's
having a little Yahoo trouble at the moment (who doesn't?). He can
sometimes log in, read about three posts, and then be shown the
infamous Plumber of Hell. So he'll post when he can (typical, this
had to appear just as the main plot got back on track, eh?).
- Dr Keto, Intrepid Explorer of Jungles, Mountains and Yahoo
(The last one was the most dangerous and terrifying, obviously)