Four Weeks With Harris...We\'re Doomed

"...All in all, it'll probably take us almost two weeks to get there
and back," said Dirk.
Keto was stunned, and his response was loud enough to ring through
the jungle. He barely noticed when Dirk pointed out that the silence
in this place was unnatural. He was far too busy worrying.
About ointment - had he brought enough? Could he make more down
here, from the planet's plantlife and using the pathetic medical
equipment he had? If only he had the medibay's equipment...
Keto groaned inwardly. He'd left the medibay. Something very bad
was going to happen to it, he just knew it.
Well, it could be worse. Shakespeare could have been in charge of
it.
As they all began to move through the jungle slowly, Keto gave a
little shrug. Ah well, at least now he was away from that idiotic
Bard, that stupid Tree and the grotesque appendix. Down here, things
should be much calmer...
Keto could have kicked himself for thinking that.