Cmdr Niples "I'll make you beg baby!"

Commander Niples
Blue Dwarf
22/09/2100
Commanders office
Niples mumbled to himself about the Captains bad attitude to running the
ship when he looked up and saw private Penny Lloyd couching her lungs out to
get his attention.
"Private Penny Lloyd, Gov." Lloyd started. "It's about my punishment
duty."
"What about it?" Nipels asked leaning back in his chair and smiling, he
had often found himself attracted to the security private, but he'd kept his
distance because she was an unstable pyromaniac.
"I was wondering ." Lloyd paused for a moment noticing the way the
Commander was staring at her. Seymour quickly looked at something else so he
didn't make it too obvious he was staring at her breasts. His gaze fell on
her legs instead. "There was no time frame fixed to it and....." she
continued.
"You think you have done enough?" Nipels asked.
"Yes, Gov." Lloyd said. Seymour couldn't help but smile as Penny called him
'Guv', it sounded rediculous really, but nobody else called him Guv- (except
for a few of the dodgy technicians who work in the maintanence bay)
Niples heard multiple voices in his head, one was saying 'Give her more
punishment for destroying yur favourite restaurant', another was saying
'She's done enough punishment now aske her out on a date while you have the
oppertunity- she's gorgeous' and another voice told him 'take her back to
your place and punish her more!'. The voices in his head waited for his lips
to move.
"Talk to Harris." Nipels said. Multiple voices screamed with fury and began
to beat each other up.
Penny continued "After stuffing Doom Harbringer into a locker he told me to
ask you, Gov."
Niples sighed and rubbed his temples to stop the arguing in his brain.
"Alright then, but on one condition...."
The voices in his brain paused in mid fistfight to listen to what happened
next.
"...only if you..." he started.
'go on a date with me!'
'go on a date with me!' phrased the voices in his head so he wouldn't forget
what to say.
"only if you................." he looked at her, she looked at him.
"......if you............ make sure you never do it again!"
Penny smiled, Niples sighed and then immediately regretted not asking her.
As the young woman walked out of his office, Niples banged his head on his
desk repeatedly. The voices inside started fighting, despite the tremors.
***************
a few hours of head-banging later
"Sir, Ens Loes and Lt. Smegg are back from their shuttle mission" said a
voice over his comm system.
"*groan* I'll be right there." said Niples, pulling his jacket on
Flight deck
A few mins later
The Starbug stood in the centre of the deck, surrounded by many technicians
who were powering it down and refilling the fuel tanks. The bay was full of
smoke from the transport ship's engines.
Niples saw Smegg in the thick fog talking to an engineer about the
modifications he made to the Starbug, it was something about a new weapon-
Niples made a mental note to ask the Chief engineer about it later.
Pilot Kieran Loes walked up to him, two technicians behind him wheeled some
kind of metallic probe on a cart.
"What's this?" asked Niples.
"This is whatever was sending out the signal sir," said the pilot. "It was
embedded in an asteroid, so I think it must have been moving at a good
speed. We only got it out thanks to Smegg's new weapon."
"Great job Ensign" said Niples patting the pilot on the shoulder. The man
walked off, removing his flight jacket as he went and throwing it on a hook
as he passed the door.
Niples turned to the technicians with the probe. "Take this up to the
science-lab and tell Lieutenant Rongside to get his scientists to get a look
at it. I want to know what this thing is and where it came from. If it is a
distress beacon of some kind we need to decode the transmission."
(ok all you scientists, you know what to do!)
Niples
----- Original Message -----
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To: <JMC_Blue_Dwarf@egroups.com>
Sent: Sunday, October 01, 2000 12:20 PM
Subject: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] 'Please don't make me beg'
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> Blue Dwarf
> 22/09/2100
> Commander Nipels' office
> What's the time?
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> Lloyd entered Nipels' office. The Commander sat behind his desk looking
at paperwork muttering something on the lines of 'useless git of a captain.'
>
> Lloyd coughed to get the Commander's attention and he looked up at her,
then asked. "Yes.?"
>
> "Private Penny Lloyd, Gov." Lloyd started. "It's about my punishment
duty."
>
> "What about it?" Nipels asked leaning back in his chair.
>
> "I was wondering ." Lloyd paused for a moment noticing the way the
Commander was staring at her. "There was no time frame fixed to it and."
>
> "You think you have done enough?" Nipels said.
>
> "Yes, Gov." Lloyd said.
>
> "Talk to Harris." Nipels told the Private.
>
> "After stuffing Doom Harbringer into a locker he told me to ask you, Gov."
Lloyd explained.
>
> **Well Nipels, do you think she's paid the price for blowing up the
MacDonalds**
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