Kanineus Sapiens

Tara walked back into the medi-bay from her bathroom break to hear Scweebles cries for help
"What the smeg are you doing!!!?" Tara shouted.
"I...I..I don't know, something's not right, i feel funny" Joe said and started howling. "H..Help..Me" Joe blubbered and then collapsed. Tara sighed and put him on a medi-bed. She looked through his pockets and found 'Anti-dog sickness' tablets
"SHAKESPEARE" she bellowed across the medi bay
"Yes oh hollering one" He said as he came over "These are the tablets Dr. Keto gave you I suggest you have a little chat with him and did you let those two out? Dr. Keto forbade it" as Tara said this Wildflower dropped a scalpel that she had been holding onto her foot it made a hole and she started to cry like a small five year old with a graze on her knee,
"I will have to think about teaching the wild flower to become a surgeon liketh me" Tara sighed. She pushed the pink tree into Keto's office and locked the door. Then carried Wildflower to the treatment room where she patched up the hole in the wailing woman's foot. Wildflower snivelled
"Thank you nurse Cleavage" she said
"Look if you wait in my office for a while until Dr. Keto comes back." said Tara to take Wildflowers mind off the injection of painkillers she had just given her.
"Ok then" and she hopped to Tara's office where the door was locked behind her.
Tara walked back into the main room to find Schweeble barking at something on top of one of Dr. Keto's ointment cabinets. Tara reached into a cabinet and pulled out ointment 8394.9982 (sickness tablets) and called to Schweeble
"Here boy, here doggy doggy doggy" she felt so silly but it worked the stupid human(?) came over on all fours. "Good boy!" said Tara now feeling even more silly. She opened his mouth and put five of the tablets in. She held Schweebles mouth closed until he swallowed the tablets. Hoping that giving him opposite tablets would reverse the effects...
<Schweeble you wanna continue this....>