Re: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Harris \'Scientist from another series\'

NOT TENCHI! ANYTHING BUT TENCHI!

-----Original Message-----From: morbid29@... <morbid29@...>To: JMC_Blue_Dwarf@yahoogroups.com <JMC_Blue_Dwarf@yahoogroups.com>Date: 14 April 2001 20:54Subject: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Harris 'Scientist from another series'Blue DwarfLower levels"Fingers!"  Harris bellowed.  The off-duty Major's voice echoed around the empty corridors of some of the least used levels aboard the Blue Dwarf.Normally crew would stay away from these levels for one very good reason, they were controlled by the lowlife scum that had somehow managed to sneak aboard the ship without being noticed.  The scum now ruled this area of the ship and they were so bad that they even scared the hell out of the likes of Tom, Dick and Harry.  But Harris was two thirds insane and there was only one thing that scared him.Since handing over Psycho Bob to that hologram Phil, Harris had been searching for that thief Fingers.  He had already tried most of the other places that Fingers used to hang around, normally a very business area with lots of people as he was also a pickpocket as well as a thief, both of which he was very good.  But when it came to getting away he useless at and kept getting caught.From what Phil told him Harris was on the understanding that his evil counterpart was using his computer, Saddam, as a lightbee.  What Harris needed was to have Fingers steal Saddam so that Phil could remove his evil counterpart's programming from Saddam.  This was his backup plan, Harris didn't trust Psycho Bob to help Phil defect his evil counterpart plus he had heard White Wolf had taken the Armourzila.  Both of which could turn out messy since both Psycho Bob and the Armourzila were both capable of doing some major damage if they got out of control.Harris passed a cupboard door and then turned back to it and began to wonder why there was light beaming out from the gaps between the door and the wall.  The light was too strong to be a simple light bulb and frankly most light bulbs on these levels were either stolen if they could be removed or had been broken if not removable.Harris removed his firearm and then pulled open the door and commented.  "What the hell!"Harris stepped into what should be a normal cupboard and into a huge area, it looked similar to the gardens aboard the ship but with areas of paved flooring.  Harris moved up to and look out over a balcony.  Below was a large swimming pool and outwards was a clear dome.  Out beyond the dome were four small planets in view."Who are you!?"  Came an annoyed female voice.Harris turned around to see no one."Down here!"Harris looked down to see this strange woman standing before him.  She was even shorter then Lloyd.  She had these large green eyes and her hair was red, actually red and boy was there a lot of it and spiky."Who are you?"  Harris enquired."I am Washu, the greatest scientist in the universe."  The red headed woman almost shouted as she leapt up into the air.  When she landed a pair of dolls appeared on her shoulder, one labelled 'A' and the second labelled 'B'."Yea, you're the greatest!"  The 'A' doll said."Yea, the greatest!"  The 'B' doll said.Then the dolls disappeared."Yea, right."  Harris muttered and then he enquired.  "I'm looking for someone.  His name is Fingers and very sneaky looking.  Have you seen him?"A glass jar appeared in Washu's hand and inside of it was a strange green creature that would be best described as impy."He broke into my lab."  Washu said.That was Fingers, Harris throught to himself, it was an imp but it did appear to be very sneaky looking.  Harris commented.  "You turned him into that?!""Yes."  Washu answered."Can you turn him back to normal, I need him for a job."  Harris said."Ok."  Washu commented.  "Just make sure he stays out of my lab!"Washu put the jar on the ground and then began to type at a keyboard in thin air, even through there was nothing there but air Harris could see a shadow of a screen and keyboard.  A moment later there was a puff of smoke and the imp was gone and the sneaky looking thief Fingers was standing in its' place.Fingers looked around for a moment and then fell to his knees and began to grovel at Washu's feet.  "Oh, thank you for turning me back to normal, thank you.  I never come back again!"Harris grabbed Fingers by the collar and pulled the thief to his feet."I'll be on my way."  Harris told the short scientist and with that he left the way he came in dragging the thief behind him, through the cupboard door.As the cupboard door closed Harris released his hold on the thief and told him.  "I have a job for you!"The continuing adventures of the Blue Dwarf...www.geocities.com/bluedwarf2000To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to:JMC_Blue_Dwarf-unsubscribe@egroups.comYour use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to the Yahoo! Terms of Service.