Re: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Re: New Catalogue

I do believe I am
After all it was me whole notified the group of what
time (in Australia) you would need to be at the
Anniversary Chat
Dave/Stewie
--- Chris Grigg <spacefm@...> wrote:
> Hey, are you from Australia?
>
> --- In JMC_Blue_Dwarf@y..., Dave Innes
> <tardisdave@y...> wrote:
> > McKenzie's April/May Catalogue
> >
> > "The store with the old fashioned service!"
> >
> > Ladies Fashion wear
> > New stock has arrived from the chic outlets of
> > Miranda.
> >
> > Ladies' D'Abo Holowear blazers
> > For the women who wants to work in
> > fashion.
> > $£59.05
> >
> > Ladies' Chanel Casualwear
> > Comes in wide range of colours, with
> > tracksuit tops and pants.
> > $£50.15
> >
> > Ladies' Allstar working shoes
> > Best suited with formal suit. Comfortable
> > and sleek for all offices.
> > $£10.25 (pair)
> >
> > Ladies' RunWear Sport shoes
> > Appropriate for all occassions
> > in the field of sport and recreation.
> > $£9.35
> >
> > Ladies' Fillda Bras
> > Avaliable in all sizes, for the women
> > who need that extra support.
> > $£5.05
> >
> > Ladies' HoloFash Casual Wear
> > For the dead women of the 22nd
> > Century.
> > $£29.05
> >
> >
> > Mens Fashion wear
> > The best and most fashionable of mens wear
> > around.
> >
> > Mens' Saunders Holowear Office wear
> > For the men who need to keep in office
> > fashion.
> > $£44.05
> >
> > Mens' SpIrIt Casualwear
> > All sizes, shapes & colours avaliable,
> > shirts, trousers and tracksuits.
> > $£25.15 ea
> >
> > Mens' Cl'areke formal shoes
> > Best suited with Cl'areke suits. Fashionable
> > and reasonable for all offices.
> > $£8.25 (pair)
> >
> > Mens' Slaz'angel Sport shoes
> > A must have for all occasions
> > in the area of sport and recreation.
> > $£7.35
> >
> > Mens' Bond briefs
> > Avaliable in all sizes, for the men
> > who ... I'll leave it there.
> > $£6.05
> >
> > Mens' HoloFash Casual Wear
> > For the dead man of the 22nd
> > Century.
> > $£26.05
> >
> >
> > Audio/Visual
> > You need the best? Go to McKenzie's and
> > you'll get the best damn Audio Visual stuff ever.
> >
> > DVD/VCD Player, modifier & recorder
> > It has everything you can possibly want!.
> > $£121.05
> >
> > TV UHF/VHF/AHF/OHF/OAF/FHA Variety bands
> > Absolutely every damn visual band in the
> > cosmos.
> > $£232.05
> >
> > Stereo CD/TAPE/DISC with full bass
> > You want to rock the house? Get this
> > stereo with 129 range bass control!!!
> > $£426.05
> >
> > Bass/Treble alternator (suit. TV)
> > To raise the bass and treble on your own
> > TV.
> > $£96.05
> >
> >
> > Erotica
> > Performance enhancing, "Well, Hello" and
> > "The Usual Boy meets girl stories" are used
> > to describle McKenzie's Erotica section. You'll
> > see why!
> >
> > I'm Porn
> > Latest pornographic film - 170 mins.
> > $£25.05
> >
> > Vibrating plastic frogs
> > Feeling good at all times, this frog will
> > spice up any evening.
> > $£5.05 ea
> >
> > Erotic tennis balls
> > New stock arrived in all colours -
> > see the range.
> > $£6.05 pack of 3
> >
> > Stimulating pillows
> > No questions asked regarding this.
> > $£10.05
> >
> >
> > Computers
> > All the computers and accessories that you
> > will ever need!
> >
> > Intel 967 with controllable crash levels
> > All usual refinements with crash controls.
> > $£1121.05
> >
> > Miza Laserjet printer
> > Quickest printer in the business - 5 pages
> > per second.
> > $£902.05
> >
> > Keya Keyboards
> > Keyboard with every control imaginable
> > plus electrofying security.
> > $£99.99
> >
> > Chenda CD Copiers
> > Complete set of CD copiers (1 complete copy per
> > 2 minutes.
> > $£1000.05
> >
> >
> > See inside store for more bargains and things you
> need! We still
> also need:
> > * Part time checkout attendants
> > * Full time Cheif of Staff
> > * Full time store staff.
> >
> > Yours,
> >
> > Stewie McKenzie
> >
> >
> > ---------------------------------
> > Do You Yahoo!?
> > Yahoo! Mail Personal Address - Get email at your
> own domain with
> Yahoo! Mail.
>
>
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