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Jay was going back to his quarters after auditions for stewies production, to get changed before  doing the night shift at helm. For some unknown reasons scutters were scurrying up and down the corridors carrying toilet roll, he figured they were making a teepee to play 'cowboys and indians' in the cargo hold. As he rounded a corner he noticed something moving up ahead, to small to be a scutter, and he'ed never seen a furry scutter anyway. As he got closer he realised it was a cat.
"What the smeg are you doing on a minig ship?" he asked it, almost expecting an answer. He checked the collar, and found a name tag P.I.T.A, if found please contact K. Swete. Not being an officer, Katrina's quarters must be at least 4 decks down, Jay realised, so the cat must have come through the ventilation ducts, he didnt have time to take it back before his shift so he picked it up, and took it back  to his quarters giving it some milk and fish while he showered and changed into uniform. At tihs point he didnt realise that laxatives had been slipped into the food dispensers that was now providing food for the feline visitor. "Holly" said Jay, "Put a message out to Katrina to contact would you," he said as he left for his shift,
what he hoped Holly would say was "Katrina Swete please contact Lt. Chrylser"
what he actually said was "Would Katrina Swete please go to Jay Chryslers quarters, he has something for you." Jay didnt really think anything of it, not thinking about how everyone on ship had heard that Jay had 'something for her in his quarters' including a certain captain who might not be too impressed.