RE: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Kidnap
don't tell EP this, but the weakest stun gun uses 100k volts 1000 won't do jack shit to
anybody. Also I missed his intoduction, is he a hologram too, what kind(softlight hardlight?)
> ** Original Subject: RE: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Kidnap
> ** Original Sender: Exxbang@...
> ** Original Date: Sat, 07 Apr 2001 13:27:13 -0700
> ** Original Message follows...
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> The auditions were over and Tara was pleased about the results of the Robot
> Wars competition. Tara decided to walk to Parrots. She was so deep in thought
> that she never noticed the 0 G anouncement, or the fact that she stoped
> moving because she was in mid-air tring to walk. Tara awoke from her deep
> thoughts to find she was upside down. After 10 minutes fighting with the zero
> G till she was upright a zero G foot ball came flying down the corridor and
> hit her at full pelt. This sent her into a spin that would last forever. The
> zero G ball was closely followed by two crew members playing a one-on-one
> match,
> "Sorry" said crew member Jakson
> "Yea soz" said ensign Kings. Tara barley noticed this because by now she was
> so dizzy she passed out.
>
> She was not spining when she awoke. The hall she was in was quiet 'must be
> the corridor to my quarters' Tara thought she tried to walk to the doors but
> failed miserably so decided the best way was to swim to the doors. As Tara
> was a gold medal winning swimmer this was not hard. Faint mumbeling were
> coming from behind the door Tara heard
> "All I have to do is wait now" It was a voice that sounded rather like
> Phil's. Tara swam up to the doors of her quarters and opened the doors. As
> the doors swooshed open and enabeled Tara to see in she gasped in shock and
> screamed
> "Oh smeg it's you!" Evil Phil grabbed Tara and pulled her into the room,
> "Saddam!" said EP
> "Yes oh mighty one" said the personality challenged AI
> "Put a lock down of the highest order on these doors and if and anyone tries
> to get it zap em with 1000 volts of electricity"
> "Yes oh glorious leader" said the posessed AI. As Evil Phil was saing this he
> tied Tara up and gagged her,
> "Now. I can understand why Phil fell for you. You are really quite pretty"
> "bmm fmmmmhmhjsmmm" said Tara under the gag
> "Don't fret now I have so much to tell you. But first we will play a little
> game" Evil Phil turned around and got something from Taras desk. Evil Phil
> turned to face Tara but this time he had a holowhip in his hands "I would be
> carefull how you answer these questions" EP ripped the gag off "I so like to
> here people suffering"
> "Your mad" said Tara
> "I wouldn't have said that if I were you" and EP hit Tara with the holowhip.
> She screamed...
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