The DNA they need

Phil FEbuggure
Science Labs
BlueDwarf
Around 12ish
 
Phil mused over the problem of the DNA. Without it the "POULTRY-POINTER(tm)" would not work.
 
The TTPC on Phils desk, stoped moping and spoke
 
"Just thought you like to know, that Major Harris is back onbaord the 'dwarf and he is covered in feathers. Feathers that belong to the speciaes known as chikenius mutanat-securitas or Giant Mutant Chicken. Thought you might like to know that. Oh, where  he's gone?"
 
Phil had buggered off down to the Poultry/Dwarf airlock area at a speed that would have out run a starving man with a free all-u-can-eat ticket to Burger Monarch. He had taken a protype PP device with him and made the neccsary also a bottle of his finest wiskey malt.
 
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"Stay Right where you are Major Harris" shouted Phil as his approached the Major.
 
Harris was so livid with anger over the holograms audacity that it took him a few seconds to realsie that he two objects in his hand.
The first resembled a palm pilot except it had a small, what looked like radar dish on the top and a small tray on the bottom. In his other hands was a pair of tweezers.
 
Phil carefully removed a feater from the Major and placed it into the bottom of the tray. He pressed a few buttons on the tray in an impressive fashion until the thing made a pilote beeing noise(phil was actualy playing a game of Tetris, but it payed to advertise). He then pointed the device twords the major(who was still in shock at being ordered around by a hologram.
 
"What the Smegg is that and why are you pointing it at ME!?!"
 
"It's a Poultry-Pointer. I used it on you beacuse That mutant chicken feather was contaminated with your DNA. Now I've removed it from the sample I can locate the beast to within 5 meters, give or take an inch.."
 
Harris looked slighty happy(actualy he ragined movement and wasn't about to lamp Phil, so Phil presumed he was happy)
 
He handed the bottle from his pocket to the Major. Harris looked at it with some suspiscion and then back to Phil. He coughed slighty and several white feathers flew out of his mouth.
 
"I can help you find that overgrown McNugget if you like," he smiled at Harris....