(Blue Dwarf) Frank Harris 'Bloody chicken'

Poultry station
Lower levels
Harris stalked his way through the darkened corridors holding the fire axe in his hands.
"Where are you, you bloody chicken!" Harris snarled quietly.
The Major was growing impatient of this game of cat and mouse. What was it, he decided to head back to the Blue Dwarf and come back with a team of the most deranged security officers he had to hunt this thing down.
Harris spun round to head out of the lower levels when he looked up into the beady eyes of that chicken-thing. Harris snarled and swung back with the axe ready to strike…
**Due to the nature of this scene we aren't allowed to show it. But in its' place is 'Mr Fluffy goes to the river'**
Mr Fluffy was a bunny with white fluffy fur and big floppy ears. Fluffy was a happy bunny with out a care in the world and decided that he would go down to the river today….
**That's enough of this sicken sweetness**
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Blue Dwarf
Sometime later (unsure of the actually time as my watch was eaten by a chicken)
Harris made his way through the airlock connecting the mining ship to the Poultry station and was muttering something about a Sunday roast. Harris was covered all over in little cuts and white feathers were sticking out of his uniform, hair and anywhere else a feather could stick out of. That damn chicken was still alive and had put up a good fight but in the end it ran off to lick its' wounds.
Harris started to make his way up to the officer's lounge to where he knew he would find Nipels as he always went for a drink when things were starting to go wrong and oh, were things about to go really wrong for him and after that IT'S THE BLOODY CHICKEN'S TURN!!