Phil and his computer
Phil FeBuggure
Prominade deck
Blue Dwarf
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Nothing Happened. This surprised Phil for about 5 seconds until he remebered he hadn't actualy wond his watch for about 2 days. No matter. Things would sort themselves out. With this he decided it might actualy be good to do a day's work for once and headed for the Labs...
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Science Labs
Some time later
Phil griined inwardly as Nipples left his office. So they needed a device for tracking down mutant Chickens? At last a bit of diversion. Still, I better not FOUL up on this one. Phil then promiesed to go to confession soon and pay penance for his poultry pen(actualy now it needed to be a double pennance come to think of it)
Phil turned to his special trans-temporal interface computer and activated it.
"SERECRUITY CLEARANCE REQUIRED> STATE NAME AND PASSCODE>"
"It's me you bloody useless piece of garbage. Now activate design program ALpha-1 or I'll wee over your circuits!"
"NOT POSSIBLE YOU ARE A HOLOGRAM AND THEREFORE CANNOT "WEE" OVER ME. HA HA HA"
Phil siged inwardly " I should never have brought this bloody thing. I need it though. It contains all the info from my time loops. Bloody typical though. They didn't tell me it had FAUX-PERSONA(tm) installed. Bloody Salesmen. I hope the git who sold me this dies soon."
<<Small note. At the precice moment Phill said this, the sales did indeed die, when his was eaten by a gelf who resembled a giant pink sofa. So there is justice in the world. Meanwhile back to the plot...("There's a plot?" (surprised reader) Yes there bloody well is, now shut up and keep reading)...>>
"If you don't activate the design program, I'll..I'll..I'll pour some coffee over your circuits."
"All right, no need for that,"gibbered the computer and actiavted the design program. It then whent and hid in a small corner of the CPU and molified it self my sending a order of laxatives to the Captain instead of the choclate he'd asked for. The ships's mainframe was not happy about this, but Phil's computer told it to stick it's concern up it's universial bus socket.
Phil searched through the design scematics until he found what he was looking for. With a few modifications it could work as asked for. There was one small flaw in the design though. It needed a sample of Mutant Chicken DNA first.....