Scheming Underhanded Cold-hearted Kniving...

Well done Col...you've sucessfully made a decent start in this asylum... There are about 10 robots in the competition so far (though not many of us have bothered with pictures).
Just out of curiousity - what bars would in thier right minds sell alcohol to Kayn?
Anyway...my post
 
Kayn
VR Sims
"What do you mean play BOTH?" Kayn asked
"We'll play each of them - see who's the best pilot and adventure game player. Which one do you want to lose at first?" Jay laughed, remembering what he had said about the live ferret and twenty two cans of strawberry yoghurt
"The Vampire one sounds like fun" Kayn said, handing Jay a helmet. After he put it on, Kayn turned the difficulty up to "Rotten Stakes and Stagnant Holy Water" setting (ie Impossible) and creeped away silently whilst Jay started screaming - he had to remember to give that Allie girl something special for telling him about the game
 
Ten Minutes Later
Parrots
"NO EXODUS I DO NOT WANT A HOLIDAY"
"NO EXODUS I DON'T CARE ABOUT SKEGNESS!"
"NO EXODUS I DO NOT WANT A FREE MASSEUR"
 
Fifteen Minutes Later
VR Sims
"Well did you enjoy that Jay?" Kayn asked as Jay removed the headset
He was twitching his head, meekly muttering/gibbering something along the lines of 'the horror'.
"How about that game of Space-Dogfight 3000 then?"
Jay snapped back to reality and looked at Kayn in pure hatred
"Fine! I'LL WIPE THE FLOOR WITH YOUR BLUE HAIR!"
Both players sat down, evil eyed each other and both inserted a hundred dollarpounds each into the console...they'd be gunning each other down right until robot wars...
None of them even bothered to remember such a trivial matter as the autopilot switch...
 
(That's adequate punishment I think for the comments...now how about that game... mwhahahaha...)
 
From Kayn
=================================================Torg "You HAD to send the burrito back in time"Riff "How was I to know it'd break apart into it's original ingredients?"Torg "Knowledge is Power, I for one feel more powerful"
Riff "Want to try it again with a hot dog?"Torg "Riff, power corrupts, but absolute power corrupts absolutely!"=================================================