Stewie McKenzie in: "She's as thick as a plank!"
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Stewie McKenzie in "She's as thick as a plank!"
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Ms. Padbury, Stewie McKenzie
The Promenade Director's Office
"Oh hello, Mr. Merkunzie!"
Stewie sensed it all around him. Yes, Padbury was one of those snobby bitches that
mispronouced the simplest of names like Thomas [Th(as in thumb)ombas] or Innes [Inns].
"Ms. Padbury, the Security Department have lead McKenzies into a legal
battle that may lead your best selling department store broke."
"Will this stop my chocolate import?"
"Nooooo ... somehow."
"Then piss off!"
"Ms. Padbury! This LEGAL, do you know what legal means?"
"Yeah, there those little dog things."
Stewie groaned, "No, Ms. Padbury, those are BEAgals!"
"Oh. They don't grow on trees do they?"
"No."
"Oh." she laughed, "Silly me, of course they don't grow on trees!"
Hooray, thought Stewie, she isn't as stupid as he thought.
She spoke again,
"No ... unlike Panadol."
"Now Ms. Padbury, back to our subject, if this court case goes through and the
SECURITY people win, the Promenade won't look very good, and you'll probably
be sacked!"
Elizabeth was unfazed. Stewie sighed.
"This will stop your PAY. PAY buys you CHOCOLATE."
That got her attention.
"Without PAY, you don't get CHOCOLATE."
"So what are you telling me Merkunzie?"
"I'm saying, if you are SACKED, then you won't have PAY."
Now Liz was understanding.
"Oh dear! I better get onto the c .. c-c-ca-ca-"
"Captain ma'am?"
"Yes, the big ugly bloke! I get onto him. I'll make sure that I get ... uh .. sacked was that it?"
Stewie was impatient.
"NO! Just, forget it! I'll handle it myself."
"And I won't get payed if you handle it?"
"NO! You won't get SACKED if you let me handle it."
"So where does my chocolate come into this?"
"OH FORGET IT!!"
Stewie shut the door and exited
Stewie McKenzie
Corridor 18, Outside Cap's office.
Stewie was stressed. He had to inform the Captain about everything. He couldn't rely on
Zack. He slapped himself. What was he saying? Zack was an excellent employee. Then
he caused major grief in McKenzies, making like Basil Fawlty was in charge. Or worse
Elizabeth Padbury. He thought about Lloyd's statement. He knew Lloyd would represent
Security in court. Harris wouldn't bother as he was one of those people who would say
"It was his/her fault, not mine!"
It was logical thinking, Stewie guessed. He thought that he may give Zack the sack.
He has his bloody robot wife or whatever. What was her name? Cuboid? Cubot? Something
like that. Stewie started to calm down. Hopefully, being the good Captain he was,
Seymour would go on his side. Seymour and Stewie got on reasonably well. Niples, Stewie
thought, didn't like Harris, and if he managed to persuade Niples to be the Judge,
and allow Stewie's solicter, Mr. Lawrence Hash, he could win the case. Then again
he might decide that Zack was illegal and bypass the other rules about the 6 months and
all. Then he might decide that ... he might decide a whole lot of things. Stewie breathed
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