Re: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Major Harris \"The department hasn\'t a budget like that!!\"

"You wouldn't of had this problem if you hadn't
hired Zark Richards in the first place, Gov." Lloyd
leapt in. "He was the one they were after and
another thing is there is no record of him saying
that he belongs on the ship meaning he is a
storaway! So under subsection 45663AA you can be
facing a very large fine and a trip down to the brig
for a couple of years for harbering a storaway. So,
Gov, what do you say about that?"
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"Well 'Gov'," Stewie said, "those who live by the rule
book, DIE by the rule book."
Stewie didn't like people who spoke down to him.
"What do you mean, McKenzie?" Harris asked,
"Well, I would give Zack the sack, yet under rule
567889/C, any unpermitted crew member, who has
notified the Captain of ship, has the ability to work
under full authority for six months!"
Stewie whipped out a copy of "Space Corps Directives
Manuel Edition 8" from under his jacket and continued
to read.
"567889/D - After the six months the unpermitted crew
member must pay a total amount of money that the
Captain suggests is suitable."
Stewie knew what was coming - a very probable court
case was going to occur. However Stewie knew under the
Shopping Outlets Act all court cases in space must be
consolted with the Captain of the ship first.
"Well Mr. Harris," Stewie said, "we can either go in
court and involve the Captain AND the newly arrived
Promenade Director, or we can settle and say I ask for
a smaller amount of money to be paid."
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