the morning after the party
After the bands dramatic encore, Owen announced to them that they could head
back to his bar, just them and the few lay-deez that had attached themselves
to the stage throwing various undergarments at them (except Joe who only had
a gas grenade thrown at thim by one of the security team) Penny however had
made one stipulation,
"we dont let HIM come anywhere near us!" she said pointing at Dren Walker
who was crouched at her feet writhing in agony clutching his nether regions,
they had arrived at Parrots, played pool, (although jay had refused to play
with Joe) Owen was dishing out free drink. that was about all they could
remember
Jay was the first to wake up. his back bent at an impossible angle over the
bar, next to a woman he'ed never seen. he looked around, MAN they had
trashed the bar, Steev Macenzyyyyyyyy was still asleep under the bar with a
hose pouring whisky/vodka/teqila/absinthe/aftershock down his throat
Stewie and Owen were in different corners of the bar with different women,
and Joe was wearing a traffic cone still clutching his recorder, Penny was
nowhere in sight.
Jay tried to stand, too much effort....he toppled over face first, landing
with his face between Joes feet. and passed out..............
----- Original Message -----
From: "John Caulfield" <noodle155@...>
To: <JMC_Blue_Dwarf@yahoogroups.com>
Sent: Tuesday, March 06, 2001 12:34 PM
Subject: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] The band begins to play
> The band were all set up on the stage, Joe stepped up to the microphone
with
> his recorder hanging round his neck.
> Several (well in fact most) of the crew started Booing and hissing.
> Joe laughed "Well, i see you all remember my performance at the karioke,
but
> i was drunk then and tonight i've just been on the milkshakes"
> A little snigger came from Jay.
> "Anyway, we're gonna start with a a bit of a slow one, by one of the
> greatest singers of the 20th century, Frank Sinatra."
> And so Joe began to sing.
> "Fly me to the moon and let me, play amongst the stars, Let me see what
> spring is like on Jupiter and Mars..."
> The crowd looked up in amazement, when he wasn't completely paraletic Joe
> had the voice of an angel. Several fights that had broken out (most
started
> by the security thugs, Tom, Dick and Harry)suddenly stoped. The whole
band
> was amazing, perfectly in time, not hitting any bum notes at all, even
Joe's
> recorder solo was good.
> The song finished and the crowd went crazy, they all loved it, shout's of
> "More" and "Wooohooo" went up from the room.
> "Thank you, thank you all, and now please give it up, and welcome onto the
> stage, everybody's favourite security officer.....Penny Lloyd"
> "Thanks Joe" said Penny and launched into a version of 'Johnny be Good'
> Everyone started dancing, even Major Harris appeared to be having a good
> time.
> The Blue Dwarf band actually appeared to be the best band this side of
alpha
> centuri, (in fact, 30 years later one of the crew released a dodgy bootleg
> copy of the gig and made millions)that was until.....
>
> <Well, it couldn't go completely to plan could it - Over to anyone who
wants
> to continue it>
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