Re: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] the game of pool

Jay was losing badly, he wasnt out YET, but a few minutes more and he would
have suffered his worst defeat ever, to Joe Schweeble of all people!
As he lined up his shot, the ships com system bleeped into life
"Bestrom to Chrysler, report to the drive room, last minute duty shift"
Jay had never in his life heard such a melodious sound,
he didnt want to do helm duty but it was better than losing to Joe, "On my
way Lt," he said "Y'know joe i gotta go, maybe next time you'll actually
win!!"
Jay left quickly reminding himself NEVER to play pool with Shcweeble again.
----- Original Message -----
From: "Andy Longman" <andy@...>
To: <JMC_Blue_Dwarf@yahoogroups.com>
Sent: Friday, March 02, 2001 11:49 PM
Subject: Re: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] the game of pool
> This was gettnig stupid, Joe had gone to the bar to getsome drinks, and
> while he had been away Jay had sunk 5 balls, but for some reason whenever
> Schweeble was around, he couldnt hit anything,
> and what the hell was that thing he had stuck to his cue?, looked like a
> remote control, but what for???
> and whats more, who the hell was Dirk bell talking to ,c'mon the man had
an
> inflatable doll around his waist!!
> wiat a sec, Joes back,
> THE SMEG??? Jay missed everytihng, on the table, by thi point alot of
people
> wwere gathering round to laugh at Jays expense, they'd all lost alot of
> money to jay in the past on the table.......
>
> <over to you Joe>
>
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: "John Caulfield" <noodle155@...>
> To: <JMC_Blue_Dwarf@yahoogroups.com>
> Sent: Friday, March 02, 2001 3:37 PM
> Subject: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] the game of pool
>
>
> > Place: Parrots
> > Time:does anyone 'ever' know the time?
> >
> >
> > "You can break if you want to Jay" said Joe.
> > Jay picked up his cue and went down to the end of the table to line up
his
> > shot.
> > "Hold on a second, what the hell is that?" said Joe, pointing at a guy
> with
> > a blow-up doll and a pink frilly shirt.
> > "Where?" said Jay looking over.
> > In the moment that Jay turned his head to look where Joe was pointing,
Joe
> > took the rigged cue ball out of his pocket and quickly swapped it with
the
> > normal one.
> > "Oh nothing, nevermind" said Joe, "Carry on"
> > Jay lined up his shot and hit the cue ball as fast as he could. It
> hurtled
> > towards the triangle of balls and just as it was about to hit them it
> > swerved sharply to the left and went down a pocket, Jay looked on with
> > amazement.
> > "What the heck!!!?" Jay exclaimed.
> > "Oh dear Jay, looks like a foul break, two shots to me" Joe said with
> glee.
> > Joe took his shot and split up the balls, the cue ball then traveled
round
> > the table and knocked in three red balls, almost as if it was a sentient
> > being.
> > "Looks like i'm red" said Joe
> > Jay just stod there watching, his jaw was practically touching his feet.
> > Joe took another shot, and deliberately messed it up.
> > "Awww shucks" said Joe, trying to look dissapointed. "Your shot, i'm
going
> > to the bar, do you want anything?"
> > "I'll have a beer please" said Jay while lining up his next shot.
> > Joe walked up to the bar and ordered a milkshake.
> > He took a sip of it and grimmaced.
> > "Jesus christ Owen, what the hell do you put in these things, thats
> > revolting" said Joe, then downed the rest of it, "I'll have another"
said
> > Joe, while thinking 'why the hell do i want another, i must be mad.
> > Three quickly downed milkshakes later, Joe returned to the pool table.
> > While he was gone Jay had sunk 5 of his yellow's and was just taking his
> > next shot when the ball dodged out of the way of his cue.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
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