Surfing Allegations

"Mr Columbus come forward please," the Judge announced.

"Hello!" Herbie said sarcastically.

"Mr Columbus, you're crimes over the years have certainly been interesting. One very interesting one is regarding you cheating in the 1321th Annual Intergalactic Surfing Championship Olympiad. The allegations say you modified you're board which if you read the Intergalactic Surfing handbook under section thirty three it clearly states and I quote 'strictly no competitor will modify their surfboard or they will be disqualified'. For this we will return you're medal to the Intergalactic Surfing Committee on California Prime," the Judge grinned.

"No please anything but that," Herbie cried.

"Anything you say, then how about you're life?" the Judge smiled.

"Anything but the trophy or that..." Herbie looked down to the ground. The tight grip of the collar was giving Herbie an extremely annoying itch on his neck. "Judge am I entitled to make a request?" Herbie asked.

"What is it Mr Columbus?" the Judge's eyes staring into Herbie's soul.

"Can I have this collar removed and someone itch my neck?" Herbie moaned as he pushed his head down to his shoulder.

"Of course Mr Columbus," the Judge nodded to one of the guards. He pushed down on a sadistic red button, why were the sadistic buttons always red and big.
The guard pushed his long middle finger down. It activated a shock in Herbie's collar. Herbie's body fizzled and shook.

"You mother fuc-" the shock was activated again interrupting Herbie.

"Now back to what we were doing you're other charges all concern piracy. Many are crimes all applicable for death but the most disgraceful is you're surfing cheating allegations. Do you not realize people work there best to achieve those medals? So you are also sentenced Mr Columbus to an infinite amount of years, we hope you had a nice day," the Judge said looking down.

"You're going to regret this judge, you stupid twonk! I have contacts in prisons all across the universe you numb skull nerfherder," slowly Herbie was dragged away. Its good they did it then otherwise he would have really kicked off and the shock level really would reach level ten.

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