The Hangover Part 6

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Club:
"Oh, Eve, you bought your friends back with you!" a tall transvestite boomed as she sashayed across the room towards the Dwarfers in an undulation of crinoline and black lace "How utterly delightful"
Alex inwardly cringed as the entirely unconvincing 6'4" woman snaked a hairy arm around his waist and pulled him in close to her, hip to hip, as she beamed out at the other members of the crew
"Uh..." Alex uncomfortably licked his suddenly dry lips "You are?"
"Trudy!" the woman snapped indignantly, and briefly pulled away to slap Alex hard on the arse with a meaty hand "You're such a bad boy," she growled as she pulled him back in close to her "But I like it"
Artemis caught Alex's eye and made a vague gesture with his hands, raising his eyebrows as he mouthed "Did you...?"
"No!" Alex vehemently shook his head before pausing and frowning - at least, not that he remembered...
"We're looking for our friend" Evelina said to Trudy "Short guy in a white coat. Dark hair? Goggles?"
"Oh, Jackie?" Trudy purred huskily "Nice boy, but a little nervous for my tastes - Not like this one..." she gave Alex a squeeze
"Yeah, I... Uh, do you know where he went?" Alex asked, gingerly beginning the process of extracting himself from her embrace
"Well..." the tall transvestite began as the power suddenly went down, plunging the club into a semi-darkness, illuminated only by the emergency lights "What the fuck?"
With a dull whump, a couple of gas cannisters shot though the main entrance and bounced down the stairs into the room, hissing violently
"This is the U.S. Marshals!" an amplified voice boomed from outside "We have this building surrounded. Come out with your hands above your head"
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Trudy was shocked as she muttered, “Oh crap! This can’t be good quick follow me!” Trudy led the way through the panicked crowd and to a back room with a secret door. Once Trudy opened the secret door he led the crew downstairs to the secret basement. Chuck asked, “What is this place?” Trudy looked at Chuck with a shocked look as he asked, “The underground fight club of course. You must have been tripping balls if you don’t remember that sweet Chucky.” Chuck asked, “That may be the case but, why would I know about this place?” Trudy replied, “Because you and your robot friend here are the current tag team champions in arm wrestling and cage fighting. You both took out twenty fighters in a row in the cage and thirty men in the wrestling match. Hell you even won the last Champion’s per gator.” Chuck looked at Skutter Jaxx with a confused look. Skutter Jaxx replied, “Chill bro, it happens sometimes. At least we know where the gator came from.” Artemis replied, “I hate to break up your trip down memory lane but I am sure the Marshals will find us eventually.” Trudy replied, “Your friend here is right, we don’t have much time. I’ll show you a secret way out of here via underground tunnels.”

As the crew sprinted after Trudy, Evelina asked, “By the way do you know what happened to Jacky?” Trudy replied, “Ummmmm…As far as I recall he was with you when you left for the wedding chapel.” Evelina asked, “What wedding chapel?” Trudy replied, “The ‘Honeymoon Express’ down the street. You proposed to your little robot after his last victory and you all went there.” Artemis said, “Looks like he have our next place to check out after we ditch the local law enforcement.” Boyd muttered, “Why can’t we go somewhere nice?” Trudy stopped and opened a secret passage and said, “Just follow this tunnel till you get to some stairs in an alley. You will be across the street to stay low till you can escape.” Evelina said, “I’m sorry we caused you so much trouble.” Trudy replied, “Relax sweetie you and your friends raised the bar when it came to fun last night. Take care of yourselves and come back anytime.”

As the crew entered the tunnel, Alex tried to keep his distance from Trudy but she quickly spanked his butt as he was passed her. Alex felt very disturbed by that as Trudy winked and said, “See ya Sweet cheeks.” As the crew left Trudy and moved their way down the dimly lit tunnel they found the staircase up. Artemis said, “I suggest we catch our breath first while Mr. Jaxx and I scan for anyone above us.

TAG What’s waiting for us on the outside?