The Ideal Model

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“Calm the f*ck down Solvay!” Jay had grabbed him – mid fly at Jaxx - by the back of the jumpsuit.
“He called me a smeggin' homo!”
“I think he said 'hobo'” chuckled Davie, who had also grabbed onto him.
Jaxx himself didn't shed any light on the matter because he'd turned to listen to a conversation Jacky was having, about sex.
“I... am not... a 'homo'.” Alex grumbled, beginning to calm down.
“Methinks the lady doth protest too much.” Phil ribbed.
“Don't like that word.”
“Yeah yeah, all right. Go and look after Seymour.” Jay gently, but firmly, directed him towards Niples.
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At the sound of some deep drums, Seymour ordered everyone to pack up what they'd salvaged so far and head back towards camp...
... Everyone carried on rooting about in the drive room.
Then, Jay ordered everyone to pack up what they'd salvaged so far, and head back towards camp...
... Everyone packed up what they'd salvaged so far, and headed back towards camp.
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As the crew was heading back to camp Eveline was explaining to Jaxx how the fire extinguisher worked. She was also showing Jaxx the best way to aim it at the blue demons face. Eveline held up the fire extinguisher like a flamethrower and swayed it side to side as she said, “See what I mean Jaxx. This is the way you put out a fire, but when you use it only hold the trigger for 1 second at a time so we can save our ammo. Then after we blind them, we can hit them in the head with the pipes.” Jaxx smiled at Eveline and said, “Whoooo. That is so stupendous. Your really smart Eve.” Just then as Jaxx paused he over heard Whitewolf and Jacky still discussing the physics behind Jaxx having sex.

Jaxx looked at Whitewolf and Jacky with a sour look and said, “Whoa whoa whoa. Sorry dudes, I don’t really know how to say this without being mean, but I prefer females. I mean it’s cool that your open with your feelings and all but this fish man don’t swim that way.” Jaxx smiled and turned to see Eveline trying to contain her laughter with both hands. Whitewolf and Jacky were in shock as they looked at each other in confusion. Jacky tried to speak up but Whitewolf tapped him on the shoulder as he shook his head and muttered, “Don’t make it any worse than it already is.” Jacky made a sour face as he noticed Molly also barely holding in her laughter with both her hands.

Jaxx looked at Eveline with a confused look and asked, “Did I miss something?” Eveline shook her head giggling and said, “Oh I was thinking that you would have made an ideal model.” Jaxx smiled real big and adjusted his shades as he said, “Geee thanks Eve babe. You are super cool.” Then Jaxx tried to walk like a model next to Evelina which made Evelina laugh even more.