A Proper Venting

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But he didn't finish the sentence, because about then Phi let out a spine chilling scream.

They looked back to the water's edge. Bedge had collapsed, knocking Phi on top of Jaxx, where she was sprawled in a Bedge/Jaxx sandwich, face near Jaxx's bottom, hand trailing in the murky water. As a clean-freak... pretty much one of her worst nightmares.

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Jaxx stirred from the impact in extreme pain. His ribs were sore from his tussle with the nasty sea life. Jaxx looked around and muttered, "What the Smeg man? What is with you people?" Jaxx stumbled up holding his ribs as he staggered around to see who was around.

Jaxx grunted and said,"I don't what your beef with me is nor do I care anymore. I tried to be social with you all and you hate me for it. So then I avoided you all and your boy Goggles breaks into my lab messes with my game, pistol whips me then leads me into a green toxic gas and makes me sick. When I wake up I am under water and alone. So while trying to figure out where I was I found some supplies to help me survive this place. Then on my way to land I smell one of you bleeding and a barrage of fishy critters ready to gobble you all up. I go out of my way to save your ungrateful lives and you all contemplate letting that demon woman crush my head with a rock. Now I may not be as smart as Miss Jones but I do know one thing. Her eyes are no different than mine. I have my honor and duty as a Marine to keep my urges in check. What does she have? You gits wanna kick me off your ship then lets see you survive without my help."

Jaxx took the chain off his waist and dropped it on the ground. Jaxx looked at Jay and said, "Consider the crate my last gift to your kid." Then Jaxx staggered off in pain holding his ribs. The crew silently watched Jaxx walk off as they were not sure what to say.