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The Inspector is Comming, The Inspector is Comming
Posted byPosted: Jan 27, 2013, 10:59am
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Seymour tapped his notepad with his pen. “Official records say you're dead.” He said. “Holly needs an order from the Captain herself, or one of the senior staff.”
“You do it?” Jay suggested. But Seymour shook his head. “I'm not staff remember? I was an Ambassador, the the JMC Managing Director, but not official crew.”
“Smeg. So what do we do?”
“We'll have to pretend Captain Febuggure is still in charge.”
“What do you want me to do, dress up in drag?”
Seymour raised his eyebrows. “Actually... that might jolly well work.”
Holly piped up above the commotion and everyone busying themselves. “The Inspector's transferring over in 2 minutes dudes.”
Seymour turned back to Jay. “I'll meet him in the Drive Room, and keep him distracted.” He spun his wheelchair around, suddenly facing Phil's glowing erection. “PUT SOME CLOTHES ON MAN!”
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Meanwhile in Huzzard territory.
Jaxx was a man on a mission killing Huzzards all over the place. After eating his fill of Huzzards, Jaxx began stuffing the dead Huzzards in large burlap bags for later on. Jaxx lost track of time as he was so focused on his mission that he didn’t realize the Inspector was about to board the ship. Jaxx was killing Huzzards nonstop but there seem to be no end to them. He was going to be there for a while. “It’s a good thing they are edible or I might get worn out, “Thought Jaxx as he was enjoying his work.
Meanwhile walking away from Jaxx’s Lab
Cassandra was escorting her cloned MACO soldiers to back to the entrance along with her robotic guards. Each MACO looked like Jaxx with a full-faced helmet on. The only difference was the Private First Class symbol painted on their armor. The MACOs were very impressive by any standard and they looked very official. Cassandra was dressed in royal attire, as she appeared to be either an ambassador or a member of a royal family member.
<SNIP>
Holly piped up above the commotion and everyone busying themselves. “The Inspector's transferring over in 2 minutes dudes.”
<SNIP>
Cassandra muttered, “Just in time. Now you all have your assignments on which post you will guard. Remember your orders men. You will not interact with anyone or anything unless I tell you to.” The clones responded in unison, “YES MA’AM!” as they followed her in single file. Cassandra stopped by the Canteen and turned to the clones and said, “Initiate Order Alpha One.” The Clones saluted Cassandra and rushed off to guard their posts. Cassandra gave a smile as she was impressed by her work as she entered the Canteen.
The Cloned MACOs quickly ran to their posts and stood at attention holding their assault rifles. The MACOs remain motionless afterwards. The last two MACOs on the move arrived at the entrance the Inspector was to arrive at. A well-dressed Seymour rolled up with a decorative blanket on his lap to hide his glow stick. Then a very unattractive Phil dressed as a female captain in a wig uncomfortably walked by Seymour. Phil and Seymour looked at each other and sighed at the same time. “Well at least Miss Jones was kind enough to provide us some guards, “said Seymour. Phil nodded. The two men waited in silence as a small hologram Orb was arriving at the entrance. The Orb opened up and fell to the floor leaving a Holo-Bee floating in the air as a Hologram began to materialize. Suddenly the hologram turned into male human in military uniform. The Hologram quickly saluted and said, “Captain Frank Rimmer here for your official Inspection.” Seymour and Phil looked at each other with concern.
OOC - Its Frank Rimmer folks what could possible go wrong??????