Squeal like a pig

Alone in the darkened drive room, Cass swivelled in her chair at the science desk and leaned in towards the monitors to rest her chin in hands and frown at the data schematics scrolling ever upwards
“Not right” she muttered, tapping away at the desk’s controls to adjust the analysis ranges “Not smegging right...”
Shaking her head, she swivelled in her chair again to stare pensively at the other bank of monitors to her left before turning back to rattle her fingers over the controls again “Not smegging right...”
The drive room door hissed open and closed somewhere behind her, but Cass paid it little heed; the data from the Belhaphasar’s destruction was far too interesting
“Thought I’d find you here” Katrina drawled “Whacha doing?”
“Analysing...” Cass murmured distractedly “This data’s all wrong”
“Uhuhm” Kat grunted noncommittally as she strolled across the room
“These readings are off the smegging scale”
Katrina came to a halt next to Cass and leaned in to scrutinise the schematics
“High yield conversion weaponry. Brittany’s signature”
“You’re joking?” Cass glanced at her in surprise
“I’d guess one of those sex pigs got hold of one of the earlier class two artefacts and either figured out some of its lower level functionality or just got lucky” Katrina shrugged “Either way they destroyed the planet”
“Smeg’s sake” Cass sighed, exasperatedly slumping back into her chair and tiredly massaging her temples with the fingers of one hand “That woman seems to influence everything”
“I dunno” Kat breathed suddenly pirouetting and swinging a leg over hers and sit astride her and plant a warm, moist kiss on her lips “I’m quite liking her influence at the moment”
Cass sheepishly returned a quick kiss and tried pushing her off her lap only to have Katrina lean herself in against her hands and move in for a much more passionate clinch
Cass broke it off first
“Bad girl!” she breathed
“You’re worse” Katrina smiled wolfishly “Want some more?”
“No... Yes. We can’t keep doing this” Cass hissed, pushing Katrina away again “The others are bound to suspect something soon enough”
“Whatever” Kat smirked, placing a hand on Cassandra’s shoulder and pushing herself up and out of her lap with a shimmy of her hips “The guys all bought their sex toys back with them, so what’s wrong with a bit of fun for us?”
Cass wrinkled her nose in distaste and shook her head
“Don’t get me started on the wisdom of bringing a bunch of telepathic shape-shifters aboard” she muttered darkly
Kat smirked back down at her and slinked her weight from one foot to the other, her hips swaying seductively
“Well...?” she asked, raising her eyebrows expectantly
“Smeg it” Cass sighed, pushing herself up and out of the chair into Katrina’s embrace “Seal the drive room Holly; if anyone asks, we’re both in completely separate locations. Code one override”
At least someone wanted her

...

Meanwhile
Katrina stole from her darkened bedroom and quietly closed the door behind her
“He’s asleep” she whispered
“Thank smeg for that” Jay sighed “I thought he was never going to get off”
“Me too” Kat smiled “This parenting thing’s tougher than I remember it being”
She plonked herself down at the other end of sofa next to Jay and turned to look at him, worrying at her lip piercing with her teeth
“How’re you doing?” she asked eventually
“Pretty shitty” Jay admitted feeling a brief flash of irritation, wishing she would lose that smegging piercing “Those vitamin shots helped a little, but Phi’s still running tests, so I still don’t know what’s wrong with me”
“I... meant with the parenting thing?”
“Shit” Jay ran a rueful hand back through his hair “I’m sorry – I guess I’m a bit caught up in my own shit at the moment”
Katrina raised her eyebrows and regarded him evenly
“I mean... I... I...” Jay tried again “It’s weird. I spent six hundred years looking for you, and now you’re here, you’re not you... and I’m not who I was”
“People change” Kat nodded sagely
“And I don’t even know Max” Jay muttered gloomily “Do you think he’ll ever accept me as his dad?”
“I’m sure he will” Kat shuffled closer to reach for one of Jay’s hands, clasping it between hers on her lap “Look... This is tough for all of us”
Jay turned to gaze into Katrina’s eyes; smeg – she looked so tough compared to who she used to be... that cropped hair, the piercings...
“That at least gives me some hope” he murmured, clasping his other hand over hers
“This isn’t beyond salvage” Katrina breathed as she inched closer, her face turning towards his
“Oh Kitty...” Jay’s breath hitched in his throat as he turned to face her, tears brimming in his eyes
“I... I had hoped...” he murmured as she gingerly, moved her lips towards his, almost kissing him before she shocked him hard with a riot pacifier
Twice
“Uuungh” Jay slurred as he slumped to the floor, his eyes rolling wildly as Katrina stood above him
“You smegging males” she sneered, her form oozing and shifting to that of one of the Belhaphasarian GELF’s “We’ve seen the way you filthy XY’s treat your few females; keeping them cooped up on this ship while you screw your way around the galaxy”
“Well no more” she hissed, bringing her face close to Jay’s as he lay twitching on the floor “Even now my sisters are liberating this ship from you and your kind’s tainted grasp”
“Urrgh” Jay managed, weakly protesting as she snapped an electro-shock control collar around his neck
“The downtrodden females of this ship will be emancipated” the GELF snarled, her hand curling, each finger terminating with a cloven trotter, into a fist

...

Meanwhile
Phil couldn’t believe it – Phi had seemed so convincing until she had hit him with that powerful dose of sedatives and he had awoken to find himself laid on his back, and strapped naked, but for a tacky garland of paper flowers around his neck, to a makeshift Saint Andrew’s cross in the centre of the Belhaphasarian’s settlement
“What the smeg’s going on!?” he demanded angrily, but was ignored by the GELF’s going about their business all around him
“Hello!?” he yelled when no answer was forthcoming “Hello!?”
He lay there for a while twisting this way and that trying to escape his bonds, but even with his enhanced strength he had to accept that he was, for the moment at least, well and truly bound
“Ah, you’re awake”
Phil ceased his struggles as Jagara, the Belhaphasarian leader approached with a small party of other GELFS
“What the hell is going on?” Phil snapped at her
“You remember Siri, don’t you?” Jagara gestured to a GELF on her left who smiled demurely at him around her porcine snout
Phil had to admit that he didn’t actually remember her; at least not looking like she currently did – all trotters and more nipples than strictly necessary
“Well never mind” Jagara tutted impatiently “She has some great news for you”
“Darling” Siri beamed “I’m pregnant”
“What!?” Phil yelled
“You’re going to be a father!”
“How!?” he spluttered
“Oh you know, the usual old fashioned way” Jagara smirked “It seems that your physiology is different to the others and that you’re the one male aboard this ship who is of use to us”
“Oh smegging smeg” Phil gibbered, already guessing what was to come
“Prepare him” Jagara snapped and a couple of the other GELFs moved forward to hold his head steady and push a powerfully scented blue flower under his nose
“What... What’s this?” Phil struggled away from it but it was removed after only a few seconds
“The flower from the Viagra plant is a powerful aphrodisiac” Jagara smiled as she approached him, loosening her robe
“Noooo!” Phil screamed, feeling suddenly and violently aroused

...

Meanwhile
Jacky was mooching down the Promenade when he caught sight of Cassandra sat outside a coffee shop nursing an espresso and a cigarette
For a couple of brief seconds he wondered if he could get away with just turning on his heel and walking back the way he had come, but the scary lady had already spotted him and was impatiently clicking her fingers to attract his attention
“Science boy” she snapped “I want a word”
“It’s Jacky” Jacky grumped as he approached where she was sat “What do you want?”
Cass took a drag on her cig and, inclining her head, exhaled
“Have a seat” she gestured to an empty chair at her table
Nervously lowering himself into the chair, Jacky fidgeted with his goggles while Cass regarded him coolly
“I understand that a future version of you interceded in affairs down on the planet” she said after a moment “The Time Drive’s dead. I want to know how you managed not one but two jumps; did you snag another Drive on the STCP base and not tell us about it?”
“I... No!” Jacky protested
“Are you an undercover STCP agent?”
“No!”
Cass took another drag on her cig and regarded him dispassionately
“We’re desperate for that Time Drive” she said after a moment “If you have one, I urge you to consider surrendering it to us”
“Yeah, well” Jacky adjusted his goggles again “I don’t have one; maybe we find another in the future?”
“That’s such a pity” Cass sighed and reached inside her jacket to extract a cylindrical metal object
“What’s that?” Jacky frowned
“It’s a riot pacifier”
“Oh?” he asked suspiciously “What’s it for?”
“You”
She leaned across the table shocking him hard and laying him out almost immediately, Jacky just having time to register her features oozing and flowing into that of a sex pig before she shocked him again, rendering him unconscious

...

Meanwhile
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He squinted at the light, trying to pull her features into focus
He realised the ethereal figure had blonde hair
It wasn’t an angel or Cass. He recognised her from the STCP headquarters.
It was Brittany
</snip>

“Wha?” Alex croaked woozily as Brittany leaned in close to him, the scent of her skin immediate and powerful
“You should wake up” she smiled, placing a cool hand on his forehead “You’re in danger”
“What?” Alex frowned as she crouched down next to him
“Wake up” she whispered in his ear, Alex suddenly jerking awake for real this time to see a porcine version of Phi approaching him holding an electro-shock control collar

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Everyone – The sex pigs are revolting!
Who gets captured and how?
What does everyone else do?
What do the GELF’s want with all our men?
Will they have any use for the women?
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