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Happy reunions
Posted byPosted: Apr 26, 2012, 11:26am
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Phil looked at Jay,looked as Cass and grinned again.
*inside Phil's Mind * {Troll Mode activated}
"So..Jay..that Cass..she got a great ass does she not?"
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"Shut up Phil." Jay said simply "Don't be a pervert."
"Pervert?" Phil replied loudly "Come on, since when have you been such a prude?"
"Shut up! She's a person, not meat!"
"What are you.....oooooooooooooooooh, I getcha!"
"Get what?" Jay said, losing patience with his friend.
"You only get like this when you fancy someone...you were the same with Alota, and with Katrina...all defensive and 'gentlemanly'..."
"Look, I just....it's not the time alright!"
"I'm right aren't I?" Phil shouted "You want a piece of Cass' ass! Shoulda known, wait....is SHE the one you used to talk about....?"
"SSssh!" hissed Jay, even though if Cass was going to overhear, she already would have.
He was glad of the distraction when Symour squealed.
Jay walked back quickly to see what the fuss was about, and when he got there was as surprised as anyone to see Justin cowering in the corner of a room
"Holy smeg?...Justin!" said several people.
"We thought you were one of those jolly awful monsters!" Seymour said
"Great..." said Jay flatly "Can we still kill him anyway...."
"What are you doing here?" asked Solvay
"Even just a little bit?..." asked Jay
"You might be too late for that..." Phi said "He's already dead, look, he's a hologram"
"Oh yeah.." Jay replied "When did that happen"
"After you died" Seymour said
"And I missed it?" Jay said casually. "Shit..."
"You look jolly terrible!" Seymour said, then thinking about what he'd said earlier about championing the lower classes added "Can I count on you for your vote?"
".....you.....you're.....out?" Justin said weakly, having to teach himself how to speak again after millenia alone.
"Out of stasis?" Seymour replied "Yes."
"Are you soft or hard?" Jay asked, making Phil snigger.
"...suh...soft" Justin replied
"Is there any way we can generate enough power to get him up to hard light?" Jay asked "I don't like the guy but we could use an extra pair of hands?"
"Ourobourous batteries" said Phi. "Alot of the medi-bay's life support systems use them, just in case power goes out......"
White Wolf, standing near such a machine popped open the case and removed the battery, and walked toward Justin, reaching out to remove his light-bee to install the battery.
"Hold it.." Jay said, snatching the battery from the hamster.
"First..." he said menacingly "Promise me you're not gonna go around trying to touch up Cass all the time"
before adding
"....or Phi."
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