Jay-sus Christ-ler!!!!

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Even Holly almost smiled. “I believe this is yours.” He said, and a plinth ascended from the pyramid where Jay was. It contained a small key, not dissimilar to an old fashioned car key. This was the Main Access Key.
“Is that it? Jay said.
“We have been waiting thousands of years for someone worthy enough to claim this sacred object!”
Said the priest. “Now come and feast with us, we have some celebrating to do!”
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The group were led to an area surrounding a campfire, all except for Jay, who was led off towards a large hut, and the door to it sealed. The hut was made up of junk and various items from around the Blue Dwarf, but inside it was ornately decorated. Jay noted, amused, that the entire interior was taken from Seymours grand ambassadorial apartment, his paintings, vases, furniture and even his 3,000,000 year old vintage wines were here, in this hut. It was obviously the chief’s hut, but the chief had given over to the “Chrysmas”.
The huzards within scurried around Jay….
Half an hour later, the door to the hut opened once again, and Cass, Seymour, White Wolf, and the others turned to look. Four huzards carried upon their shoulders two large poles, one at each end of each pole, strapped onto which was one of Seymours antique chairs, and atop that, sat Jay Chrylser, ordained in ceremonial robes. (Basically one of Seymours designer suits) with a cloak made from one of Seymours sheets, and a tall hat, again, made from one of Seymours belongings, this time a lampshade.
They carried him across the arboretum to a long table, and Jay stepped off and sat at a tall chair at the head of the table. The others were beckoned over to join him and they all sat down.
"I can't believe they worship you!" Seymour said, sulking.
"Wouldn't be the first time..." Jay said
"What do you mean senor?" Gomex
"I was kinda....Jesus..."
"You were Jesus?" White Wolf asked "As in "Christ"?"
"Yeah...it was a bit of a mix-up when I found myself in Jerusalem once, needless to say name got a bit twisted over the years, what with all the different languages and what not....the STCP weren't happy with me about that one I can tell you...but it's a....long story..."
“Isn’t that mine?” Seymour said, glancing at Jay’s outfit.
“You want the lampshade and sheet? Take them, I look a right tit”
“And the suit…?”
“You want me to be naked?”
“Now now Jay!” Cass quickly butted in, smirking “Give him back his suit!” but was promptly shushed by Jay as the Huzard chief arrived.”
“LET THE FEAST BEGIN!” yelled the chief, and across the arboretum came several Huzards, each carrying large boxes, inside which could be seen several live animals. One was placed in front of each person at the table, and the chief’s long tongue whipped out of his mouth, wrapped around a squealing pig, which was quickly swept up in his mouth and swallowed whole.
“Erm…” Jay said “Is there a…..vegetarian option?”

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