Pancake pops the Ffionian

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She landed with a sprawl into the trailer.
"Ja... Captain Chrysler Sir. Need you to look at some star charts. Obviously,
when you've got a minute..." she said, turning her head back to the group of
genetically altered weirdness.
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Who: Justin, Efof, Amber, Jay
Where: Red Dwarf, horticulture deck
When: After they were attacked by the Dolaroos
Justin was hiding behind the metal trailor when Amber collapsed into it. He
quickly peered over the top, facing straight into her buttocks. He raised his
eyebrow. "My second favourite half-Hymenoptera girl is here!" he said.
As the gunfire flew all around them, he realised they needed a map. They were
heading towards the Internal Sensors control room on Deck 88 to boost Holly's
sensors, but now that they'd encountered the aliens he wasn't sure if that was
still the plan.
"Captain, do we still need to boost Holly's sensors?" He asked. As he did, a
Dolaroo jumped into the trailer and started hitting the Captain with its fins.
"E-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e" said the creature.
"Yes" Captain Chrysler called back, and landed a killer punch to the creatures
Dolphin face. "We need to know how many there are here. Can you tell where we
have to go next?"
"Err... no. I forgot to bring a map of the Red Dwarf with me." Justin said.
"Hold on, I might be able to download the app for that." He pressed a few
buttons on his psi-scanner. "Oh... no... it'll take me hours. I can barely get
3G with all this radiation."
A Dolaroo landed next to Justin and kicked the scanner out of his hands, it fell
somewhere in the radiated dead wheat. Justin tried to fight back but the
creature jumped, did a backflip and kicked him with its powerful legs as it
spun. Justin fell to the ground and the Dolaroo jumped onto his head, then
jumped again, attempting to crush his skull into the ground.
Justin was saved by gunfire, a bullet flew straight through the Dolphin's head,
making blood spurt out of its blowhole. As it fell, Captain Chrysler stood there
with a smoking gun.
"Here." Said Jay and threw the weapon to him, then picked up the newly deceased
creatures gun.
The Dolaroos were down on numbers, but the gunfire continued. A new wave of them
appeared, these ones seemed more acrobatic, and jumped doing backflips in the
air, and bouncing spherical bombs towards them as if they were performing for an
audience at SeaWorld.
"Which way?" Asked Jay.
Without the Psi-scanner, Justin wasn't sure. He pointed to their nearest wall
with an express-lift elevator door in it. "That way... probably."
He looked around and saw the psi-scanner that the creature had kicked away. An
explosion went off next to it, and Justin ducked for cover again.
"Efof... go and fetch me that psi-scanner will you." Justin told the gullible
alien.
"Oh yeah sure." Said Efof and stupidly walked out into the gunfire, waving his
four arms casually as if he were going for a stroll in the park.
Miraculously the gunfire missed him. He picked up the handheld scanner and threw
it back to Justin who was waiting behind the trailer. "Cheers."
"No problem-AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRHHHHHH!!!" Efof screamed. One of the Dolaroos
bullets had sliced through his arm and ripped it off his body.
Justin put his hands to his mouth in shock. "What have I done?!" He said.
Efof fell to the ground. His arm was bleeding yellow liquid, and the rip in his
radiation suit was causing the rest of his skin to burn.
<Tag! Can someone help Efof before he either bleeds to death or dies of
radiation?>