Hunt for the robot

Joe Schweeble led Tom, Dick and Harry to his quarters.
“It’s in here.” Joe said.
They entered the quarters and looked around, the robot was gone.
“That’s not good, I thought I’d fried it with my toilet, so where the hell
is it.” Joe said.
“You’d better not be messing us around” said Tom
“The last person who messed us around spent 5 weeks in intensive care” Dick
said.
“So where is this Robot then?” Harry inquired.
Joe closed his left eye and looked around, he saw a trail heading out of his
quarters.
“This way” said Joe and hurried out of his quarters.
Tom, Dick and Harry exchanged puzzled glances and followed him.
“How do you know it came this way?” Harry asked.
“I can see a trail of metal flakes heading off down the corridor” Joe
replied.
They made a quick stop at the armoury and picked up some bazzokoids.
“Is this really necessary?, I mean it’s just a little robot” Dick said
“It’s not just a robot” Joe said “It’s an evil little bastard”
The trail led them into ‘Parrots’, Jay Chrysler was standing by the pool
table looking very annoyed.
“Have you seen a robot with a drill for a nose and treads for legs” Joe
asked.
“Yes, it just beat me at pool and took all my winning, why?”
“Because we’re going blow it to smeg” Tom replied.
“Excellent, mind if I pull the trigger” said Chrysler “I’ve got a score to
settle with it”
“Be my guest” said Joe
And they began following the trail again.
It ended abruptly at a maintenance hatch, Tom and Dick wrenched the hatch
from the wall and entered the shaft, they could hear drilling coming from
somewhere nearby.
As they rounded the next corner, they glanced down through a grate into one
of the supply rooms, there it was, but it wasn’t alone, there were about 10
scutters too.
One scutter was on a small table and the robot was doing something to the
circuitry.
“I think it’s reprogramming it” Chrysler said.
“Let’s get the little bugger” said Tom while ripping up the grate.
“No, wait” Joe warned but it was too late, Tom and Harry had already jumped
through the hatch. The scutters suddenly turned towards them and charged.
They knocked Tom down and grabbed Harry’s legs, and before anyone knew what
was happening they’d tied them both up.
The robot turned towards them, “So, a couple of hero’s huh, well whose in
trouble now, Bwaaa haaa haaa haaa” the robots laugh was the embodiment of
evil, not even Hitler could of laughed as evilly as that.
Joe, Chrysler and Dick backed away from the hole.
“So, now what do we do?” Dick growled.
“ I’ve got an idea” said Chrysler.
<So, what’s the idea then Jay?, over to you>
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