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Chrysler was on a roll, 20 games so far with     various members of the crew, and so far undefeated, he was the king of the pool table!
Just as he was gloating his 21st win, a strange looking robot with a drill for a nose came strolling in.
"Ah good day chaps!" it said "Might i join you in your recreational activities"
everyone pointed at Jay "see if you can get him off the table,
he's been there for 6hours"
The robot picked up a cue, and Jay amusued by this put a coin in the slot, and racked up the balls. "You seriously think you satnd a chance?"
"Well one can only try!" the robot had some strange upper class accent, sounded like one of those sanitation mechanoids the had working at JMC hq,
"You break", Jay said to the robot, and lifted the triangle of the table.
 
For the first time that night Jay was 7-balled, he never got a shot off, "Grateful to you old man" the robot said, then took the money, and left the bar. the anger in Jay's face was starting to show, he was clutching his cue so tightly that his knuckles were going white. in fact the cue snapped in two.
 
that 'bot was gonna pay.
 
 

----- Original Message -----
From: Chris b
To: JMC_Blue_Dwarf@yahoogroups.com
Sent: Thursday, February 15, 2001 8:39 AM
Subject: Re: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] engineering fixing the Robot

Stone took his Tool and went down to the Robot. The trust on this Ship was very low. ever sesse They vampir incident people were holding Crosses to him. He couldn't walk down the Corridor becuase he Feard a drive by Bapatizim. It was pretty Evident now that he wasn't a vampire and made it out of alive but that didn't stop people from trying to stake them. What was worst is they didn't use a wooden steak. No they would walk up to stone with a t-bone and start beating him with it. It was getting quite annoying
Stone read Jacob Note. It turn out the Robot was indeed not fix. His Ai wasn't fully up. Parts of it was missing. This Cause the Robot to strip and Constanly "Ask for bacon". Stone had no idea why. He needed to Fill The Robot Burnt Ai Cords. He need something to fill it with. Stone decide to go to the Vr room Again. Maybe he could use a personality template in one of the games to help fix the Robot Ai. He could splice the Game persona with the missing cords in the Robot AI. He picked up Shaft 4000. It was basicly about a Jive talking Alien Detective from the mean street of Mars. Stone then Took some Karati and Dancing Vr games. He hook the Robot brain to the maching and started splicing in bits of personality to the damage units
He Robot stareted to awake

>From: "John Caulfield" >Reply-To: JMC_Blue_Dwarf@yahoogroups.com >To: JMC_Blue_Dwarf@yahoogroups.com >Subject: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] engineering >Date: Wed, 14 Feb 2001 12:43:55 -0000 > >Just as Joe Schweeble was about to enter engineering, a green gerbil >scurried past him, followed closely by Jacob Stone clutching his hand. >"Oh, Jacob, i'm sorry about the Garlic in the face, but i had to be sure" >Joe shouted after him, there was no reply. > >Joe entered engineering, it was empty, Jacob had obviously been left to make >sure nothing went wrong, but now he was gone, and knowing Joe's luck >something was about to go wrong. He went round to where the robot had been >drilling when he fixed the engines and open a panel. >There were lots of circuits and wires held together by sellotape and >blue-tack but considering what he knew of the ship, that was probably how it >was meant to be. >Joe closed his left eye and looked again, nothing, the robot had actually it >seemed repaired it correctly. But then again Joe was no engineer. He left a >note for Jacob telling him that he should check it all very carefully and >then went to report to Major Harris. > >He entered the security department and saw DJ standing on Major Harris' >desk. >"Joe Schweeble reporting for duty, si...Major" Joe said > > > > >_________________________________________________________________________ >Get Your Private, Free E-mail from MSN Hotmail at http://www.hotmail.com. >
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