Much to do, doing nothing at all

<snip> As they walked out of Engineering, they passed a window looking out into
space. Justin saw the SCS Huddersfield and the looming sun behind them, solar
flares raging as it was about to go supernova at any moment.
"Woah!!" Justin shouted. "We have to save them!"
Wolfgang rolled his eyes. "I sink dey have everything in hand." He said
"But they're.... gonna die!" Justin said.
Wolfgang tried to pull him away from the window. "Lets leave it to ze
professionals shall ve?"
"No but look. The ship... it's collapsing! The supernova... it's starting...."
"Lets get you back to bed. You can sleep it off." Said Wolfgang.
"Lets save them!" Justin shouted excitedly.
"Off to bed you go."
"Lets save them!" Justin said, pulling Wolfgang off him. "Lets take a shuttle
and save them!"
"Zat is definitely a bad idea. The health unt safety regulations state zat..."
"Lets save them!" Justin repeated.
He ran towards the flight deck. "Come on! We'll be heroes!" </snip>
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Wolfgang Sweetsly frowned furrowing his forehead as he looked at Justin giving
him a sideways look.
"Look ze `ting about Heros iz dat they usually die ya, unt get people killed"
"Itz iz my professional opinion in thinking dat you should put a brown paper
bag over your head and lie down somewhere".
"Now given dat ve are now at battle stations and dat captain iz away now iz a
good time to give an impromptu surprise lecture.
Wolfgang Sweetsly doesn't give Justin Pancake time to respond he limply turns
and idles away from him walking in the opposite direction along disappearing
round the corner and along the corridor into a lift.
Sometime later in one of the blue dwarfs classrooms on the education level
Wolfgang Sweetsly having managed to round up some Skutters along with cleaning
staff members of the blue dwarf and cafeteria staff.
Wolfgang Sweetsly stood at the head of the classroom he had commandeered facing
his students which were looking bemused and irritated and having been cajoled
and threatened with health and safety measures.
So Wolfgang Sweetsly began his lecture which happened to be on maths and so
wanting to make sure that everyone was ready and paying attention he pressed
play on the video recorder and second's later video footage popped up on a large
screen display.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pj2NOTanzWI
The video footage had finished playing Wolfgang Sweetsly stood up from behind
his desk and strode to the fund and looked around surveying the rule listening
to the quiet sobbing and watching the people who had vainly tried to claw their
way out through the door which he had locked once he had madwas locked once he
had made sure he had all his students in the classroom.
Wolfgang Sweetsly bidding his students that well exited the classroom sound of
swearing and raised voices.
Sometime after that Wolfgang Sweetsly was sat in a large spacious vent, he
straightened the bowtie on his tuxedo and look down on a white tablecloth set on
the metal floor of the events before him on which was a complete dinner service
complete with candles.
In front of was a framed picture of David Hasselhoff and to his right was a pin
up poster of the recently restored Queen of the German monarchy Aaliz.
Aaliz in the picture was wearing high heels and stockings and was standing
looking backwards holding the German flag which was draped across her back.
Wolfgang Sweetsly then from the top pocket of his tuxedo put out a cigarette
lighter and lit the candles that were in front of him.
Wolfgang Sweetsly then smiled and turned with his left hand gesturing towards a
third picture which was a service profile picture of Rosette.
Wolfgang as he looked at the picture of Rosette glanced back at the framed
picture of David Hasselhoff and spoke "Zee look brought along a dinner date for
you, I hope you enjoy each other's company" he said
Next he then picked up and removed a large silver leaf from a tray revealing a
large amount of German undcooked meat.
He then took a barbecue skewer and skin with one piece of meat and turned
slightly to his right ankle in the piece of meat forward in the air and then
suddenly laser beams darted out and hit the meat which began to sizzle and cook.
Musing to himself he remarked for a moment on how handy the laser beams he had
found that guarded the vent access to the laboratory belonging to Rufus.
Wolfgang then began to talk to his inanimate dinner guests as the smell of
cooking meat began to drift through the vents.
.
Wolfgang's voice began to carry long the event he was in until he began to go a
little faint however the smell of cooking wafted down along the event and
drifted down into Rufus's laboratory where Rosette was sleeping off a hangover
of the smell of the meat began to make her stomach rumble.
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