Seymour + Jay "Escaping through the snow"

Who: Seymour, Jay
Where: Prison Planet
When: After escaping the Hymie/Human attack
<snip>
....we're here now, one way or another we need to side with someone!"
"The way I see it, our best allies are ourselves. I'm not siding with someone
who conquers world's Seymour, even if he is a far more pleasant chap than our
universes' counterpart..."
"But.."
"And there's no way in hell I'm siding with the bugs. We tried that
before...look how it turned out.."
"Well then you'll be a wanted fugitive. An enemy of both sides."
"If that's the way it has to be. My loyalty is to my crew, no-one else...if you
don't like that, you can stay here as far as I'm concerned."
<end snip>
Seymour thought for a moment. Then for a moment more. He pulled a funny face as
he thought.
"For gods sake Seymour, it shouldn't be such a hard decision!" Said Jay.
"Alright alright, I'll come back with you. The Infidel is a proper twerp anyway,
he says he's going to remove all the wine from my Ambassadorial Apartment and
replace them with bottles of Bacardi Breezer. What an absolute moron!"
Jay rolled his eyes. "Okay this way."
They fell out of the ventilation system and crossed a corridor where the Mime
guards were wrestling with some Hymenoptera.
"Look at that, absolute travesties of nature!" Seymour said. "Man should never
play God!" He said. "Unless it's a man who can respond to the role
responsibly... like me perhaps."
"Come on!" Said Jay, who was holding the door open for him.
They were out in the cold once more. Snow fell on their faces and a bitter chill
whipped around them. "I definitely agree with the plan to get some transport."
Seymour said. He pointed through the blizzard to the truck he'd come in, it had
massive wheels and a snow plough. "That's the one we arrived on. It's very
comfortable inside, the seats are a really nice fabric-"
The truck exploded. Some Hymenoptera soldiers bounced around it and laughed
through their Human heads. Then they turned to see Jay and Seymour.
"They work for the Mimes!" One said, and started firing at them.
"Oh fiddlesticks!" Said Seymour, and they both ran into the snow.
"I can't see where we're going!" Seymour said.
"This way... I think I see a..."
"A what?" Said Seymour. "Why have we stopped? The Hymenoptera are right behi-"
Jay pulled him onto a machine and forced him to straddle it. "Oh Mister
Chrysler, I'm not sure about this!" He said.
"That's CAPTAIN Chrysler." Said Jay.
An engine roared into life and they headed forwards. Seymour desperately grabbed
onto Jay's waist.
The machine seemed to be a snowmobile, with a powerful plasma thruster which
forced super hot air downwards, pushing them up into the air and melting a path
through the snow.
Without a ski mask, the snow peppered Jay's face. He couldn't see anything of
where he was going, but he didn't need to see, as a handy GPS system on the
snowmobile's dashboard showed him the location of two items of interest.
"Do I go to the blue dot or the red dot?" He shouted back at Seymour.
"The closest one!" Seymour said.
"That's the blue." Jay said and navigated them through the blizzard towards it.
They stopped on a small hill where they could see their blue dot in the
distance. Through the snow and fog they could only make out the outline of a
large object.
"Is that... the Blue Dwarf?" Jay asked. "They landed it here?"
"The Infidel says he's turning it into a warship." Said Seymour.
The massive ship was half covered in snow, but seemed to be being worked on by
hundreds of Mimes.
"Well... the good thing is that they've probably fixed the Promenade." Said
Seymour. "But I bet it's really cold in there."
Jay looked at the GPS on the snowmobile. "The red dot is probably the prison, we
have to go there and get the crew, then come back here and take the Blue Dwarf
by force." Jay then looked over his shoulder. "Problem is..." He looked at the
obvious path of ice the snowmobile had carved. "...We've lead the Hymenoptera
straight here."
Jay started up the engine and they headed to the prison. There probably wasn't
going to be long before the Hymenoptera got to the Blue Dwarf too.
<OOC - If the prisoners could find a way to overthrow the guards and escape then
please do, and then make your way through the snow to the Blue Dwarf which has
landed on the planet. There will be a small army of Mimes stopping us from
getting on the BD however>

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