Pancake and Ding Dongs glory hole

Who: Justin, a tough man called "Ding Dong", and a box with a hole in it
Where: Prison, outside in the recreational area
When: Recreation time
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Rosette turned away, and then did a roundhouse kick which caught Justin in the
face. It sent him flying backwards and he slid on the icy floor until his head
hit someone's leg.
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A really tough man picked him up and held him a foot in the air. "Watch it
idiot!" He said.
"Sorry mate." Justin said, squirming to get loose.
The man put him down, and looked back over at Rosette, who turned back to her
little group of escapees.
"Girlfriend is it?" Said the tall man.
"What?"
"Is she your girlfriend?" He asked again.
Justin shook his head as he watched Rosette from a distance. "No. I really liked
her for a while though. She has Hymenoptera DNA and it's a huge turn-on."
"Oh?" Said the man. He seemed interested.
Justin turned to look at him. He was a typical prison inmate, he had ripped
muscular arms and tattoos over his shoulders, including a large one on his head
saying "MIMES R PUSSYS". The man sized Justin up and for a moment Justin thought
he was going to get beaten into a pulp.
"My name's Ding Dong." Said the tough man.
Justin laughed so loud that the prison guard mimes looked at him.
"Sorry" he said. Ding Dong glared at him and clenched his fists. Justin knew he
was going to get a beating this time. He flinched.
"You think my name's funny?"
"Sorry sorry sorry!" Justin whined. He closed his eyes, expecting the punch that
would kill him.
The man laughed. "No worries, everyone laughs."
Justin let out a long sigh of relief. The man slapped him playfully on the
shoulder, even this was enough to jar Justin's frail body. "I like you." Said
the man.
"Shit. Are you going to make me your bitch?" Justin said.
"Smeg no!" Said the man. "Your ass isn't pretty enough."
Justin sighed again in relief. "Thanks god for that. I know prison is tough, and
men have... urges."
"Urges?"
"Yeah... the urges that men get." Justin said. "Y'know. Like the way in
prison... it's hard to meet a girl and... you know."
There was a sparkle in Dong Dong's eye. "Come with me." He said.
"No... please, no... you ARE going to make me your bitch. Look mate, I'm
flattered and everything but... I'm not gay. My arse is sensitive. Plus I have
just had the biggest crap of my life and didn't wipe."
Ding Dong showed him around a corner where there was a box. A cardboard box
about a metre wide. Small, but enough to fit a small Thai masseuse. On the front
of the box was a small round hole, showing darkness inside.
"Whats this?" Justin asked.
Dong Dong stepped closer and whispered. "This is why we don't have so
many...urges."
"You don't have urges?"
"Of course we do. But this box takes care of it." He said.
"It takes.... care... of what?"
Justin looked at the box, and at the round hole at the front. "You... oh! You
have sex with the box?"
"Shhhhhh!" He said.
Justin looked again, there was some movement in the box, but he couldn't see
exactly who or what was in there.
"So who's in there? A girl? Is she hot?" Justin asked, peering closer.
"We... we don't discuss that." Said Ding Dong.
"What?"
"She's good though." He said. "It's amazing. The best sex you'll ever have."
Justin's eyebrows shot up. "Really?"
"15 dollarpounds". Said Ding Dong.
Justin laughed. "Who says I want a go?!"
"The best sex you'll ever have." Dong Dong repeated.
Justin mused this over and looked around. Nobody was looking, and well... he was
a man... with urges. "Alright. Here's the money. Go stand over there!"
Ding Dong took the money and left Justin alone with the box. Justin stepped
closer and tried to peer through the glory hole. He saw someone moving around
inside.
"And no peeking in the box!" Ding Dong called.
"Okay...." Justin said, and started to unzip his trousers. "The best sex
ever...apparently..."
"HEY!" Ding Dong appeared again. "What sort of money is this? It says JMC on it.
Who the smeg are they?"
"Oh... err.. I can explain." Justin said, but as he turned the unzipped part of
his trousers caught on the box, toppling it over onto the floor. As the box
fell, it opened and Justin saw what was inside.
A dog-sized Hymenoptera scuttled out, but this wan't a normal Hymenoptera. It
was a mutant, a genetic freak, it had the arse of a human, and big red lips on
it's hairy spider face. The bottom was pink and rosy, but attached to the legs
of a large tarantula.
Justin was sick, all over Ding Dong's feet. "You wanted me to have sex with
that?!" He said.
"You said you liked your friend over there, you said she was half Hymenoptera."
Said Ding Dong.
"I said she had Hymenoptera DNA. She hasn't got the arse of a Human but the face
of a smegging spider! That's just WEIRD." He pointed to the creature. "THAT is
just weird!"
"HOW DARE YOU!" said Dong Dong. "She is beautiful!"
"What IS she?"
"She's an experiment. After the war with the Mimes started, Humans on Earth
started to experiment with Hymenoptera DNA to make the perfect warrior, half
Human, half Hymenoptera." Ding Dong explained. "They didn't always get it right.
I've also seen this praying mantis Hymie with a cracking pair of-"
"It's horrible! Eugh! I can't believe I was going to put my... in... that!"
Ding Dong shook his head. "So your Hymenoptera friend over there..." He pointed
to Rosette. "Is she single?" He licked her lips.
Justin nodded. "Yes, but she has a bit of a thing for the Ambassador on my ship.
I don't think it's going anywhere though cos he's such a pussy. So she's pretty
much single. She might not be insect enough for you though." Justin joked.
Dong Dong grinned, and went over to introduce himself to Rosette.
<Tag Rosette? Ever been chatted up by a burly prisoner with an insect fetish?>
Justin was left alone with the strange Hymenoptera. It was staring at him.
He was about to leave when he saw something written on the box. In printed
letters it said "Corridor of infinite perversions." He laughed. These had been
the words he kept seeing throughout the past year, as if they were guiding him
on a path towards something. Seeing the words made him stay with the spider. He
crouched down and held his hand out to it.
It had a hairy face with eight eyes glaring back at him. The large lips were
huge, and looked ridiculous on the ugly spider face. The lips were bright red,
probably due to lipstick. The whole idea of putting lipstick on a Hymenoptera
made Justin laugh.
"Hello." He tried talking to it. It didn't talk back.
"So... you're a Hymenoptera/Human crossbreed." Justin said.
Silence.
"It just so happens that I'm interested in becoming half Hymenoptera myself." He
said. "I tried for so long to get some of Rosette's Hymenoptera blood, but just
having the DNA wasn't enough. I need a scientist to make me into a Hymenoptera."
The spider silently watched him.
"It looks like fate brought me to a universe where all my dreams can come true."
He said. "Weird really. But a very very cool coincidence!" He looked back at the
writing on the box. "What IS the corridor of infinite perversions?" he asked.
The spider shrugged and turned around, pointing it's pert bum at him.
"Oi!" Don't go away. "I might need you to help me find the Hymenoptera." He
said.
It stopped and wiggled it's bum. Then turned around.
"Could you take me to the Hymenoptera?" He asked it.
The insect nodded. Then blew him a kiss.
"That's disturbing." he said.