Pancake goes for "recreational time"

Who: Justin Pancake and Wolfgang Sweetsly
Where: Prison cell
When: As Justin's call of nature happens
<snip>
"LOOK AWAY!" Justin fumbled with his bright orange prison jumpsuit, and tried to
unbutton it. After he'd done that he sat down on the invisible toilet and
sprayed high pressure brown jets into it.
<end snip>
"Zat is dizgusting!" Said Wolfgang, holding his nose.
"I'm sorry... so.....sorry! Oh god...." Said Justin, his legs lifting into the
air as another gastric spasm expels into the toilet. "I think that's it
though... oh wait...." He braces for impact and releases some more into the
bowl. Then he sighs. "Surely there's no more....." He grimmaces and clenches his
stomach. "Oh wait.... here's some..... oh god." He sighs in relief that its all
over. "Got any toilet paper?"
Wolfgang shook his head.
"Oh smeg." He looked down between his legs at the state of the toilet. "Oh
smeg!" He said, and looked away quickly at the sight of devastation. He pulled
the invisible handle to flush it, and there was the sound of half a flush before
it stopped. "Oh smeg!" he said. "It's not flushing!"
Wolfgang started to cry. "How long do I have to stay here with this man?!" He
called out to nobody.
<snip>
A big booming voice flooded the entire complex. "The galactic prison manual
states that at least one hour a week must be given to recreation. Please make
your way to the recreational facility of your choice. A map of the choices
should be just outside your cells."
<end snip>
"Tsank ze lord!" Said Wolfgang, and ran out of the cell the moment the
forcefield was lowered. Leaving Justin with his pants around his ankles sitting
on an invisible toilet. A steady stream of Blue Dwarf crewmembers then walked by
the cell, each one peering in and seeing Justin sat there on his dirty throne.
"Hi there. Don't mind me." He said to people as they passed. "Do you have any
toilet paper? Tissues? Wet wipes?"
He waited for it to dry and then pulled up his trousers and followed everyone
outside.
The recreation area was outside in a fenced off area. It was freezing cold and
there was snow on the ground. The cold hit him like a sheet of ice and
immediately he had to rub his hands together to get warm. He looked around,
under the watchful eyes of the Mime guards, the Blue Dwarf crew were grouping
together outside and discussing their situation.
Justin walked up to Rosette, who was with Rufus. "Hi!" He said. He grinned at
her and stared with manic appreciation, he still wanted to be a Hymenoptera like
her.
"Oh no." Said Rosette and slapped herself in the face. She hated the way Justin
had been following her around lately and idolising her. It was creepy.
"So, why don't you turn into a Hymenoptera and get us out of here? Or are you
just waiting for the right moment?" Justin said.
"No. Actually. I can't do that anymore."
"Do what?"
Rosette signed. "I can't turn into a Hymenoptera. And I don't want to."
Justin was shocked. "Really? That's such a shame."
"Every time I turn into a Hymenoptera, people die." Rosette said.
Justin shrugged. "But it's so cool. The Hymenoptera are like an impressive force
of nature. It's something magnificent!"
Rosette pushed him back, then held him by the jumpsuit, then shouted in his
face. "People died! When I was a Hymenoptera, people died! Good people!"
"Yes but..."
"But what? Are you going to say that Hymenoptera 'are cool'? Is that what you're
going to say? Hymenoptera are good for nothing killing machines. I killed Dante!
I killed Mk9!" She screamed, tears coming to her eyes. "It's not 'cool' for them
is it? IS IT?!!"
Justin's head rolled around on his neck as she shook him. "I'm really sorry." he
said when she finally stopped. "I just thought... that you liked having the
strength of the most powerful alien in the universe.
Rosette turned away, and then did a roundhouse kick which caught Justin in the
face. It sent him flying backwards and he slid on the icy floor until his head
hit someone's leg.
<Tag – who does Justin talk to next? Maybe he can piss someone else off too? Or
just discuss escape into the winter wonderland of the mime planet?>