Oh the Miming Horror

Who: Wolfgang Sweetsly
Where: Mimecatraz
When: In a force field holding cell
Wolfgang Sweetsly groggily opens his eyes slowly and looks up at a large high
ceiling way above him.
He then realised he was lying down and so sat up slowly and looked around but as
he did so he winced slightly in pain and brought his right and to the side of
his head and groaned.
"Ohhh", he then thought for a moment and assumed he had either had too much
Apple schnapps or something had gone very wrong.
Then suddenly memories came flooding back into his mind and he recall what had
happened, he was back on the Blue Dwarf in a rather exclusive men's haberdasher
which had been recommended to him by Seymour Nipples.
He was trying on some rather fetching socks with ankle suspenders when suddenly
the whole promenade shook violently and gave way with everything turning to
black.
Next he then had a vague recollection in of blue wharf security pulling him free
from rubble and then everything went briefly hazy for a moment as he had a vague
recollection of seeing mimes appearing from everywhere, some of whom who moved
towards him before everything once again went black.
He then fumbled for a moment and found that his glasses were lying neatly folded
on his chest and so he put them on and looked around to view his surroundings.
Wolfgang as he looked around saw that he was in a holding cell its four walls a
shimmering yellow forcefield, it was then he suddenly noticed what he was
wearing and saw that he was wearing a horrible orange jumpsuit.
Wolfgang Sweetsly then lurched about in horror as he saw what he was wearing and
fell off the top of the bunk bed he was on to land straight down on top of The
Big Pink Tree.
Sweetsly then lept up off The Big Pink Tree and tried to stammer a response and
apologise to The Big Pink Tree which shook furiously and began to advance on
him. "Rustle" "Rustle"
The Big Pink Tree then backed Wolfgang Sweetsly up into a corner who crouched
cowering as the pink Tree rustled menacingly towards him.
Wolfgang Sweetsly then panicked and grab something from one of his pockets not
giving any thought to what it was and brandished at the The Big Pink Tree his
small pocket sized picture of David Hasselhoff.
The Big Pink Tree then stopped curiously "Rustle!" whilst Wolfgang held the
picture off as he scrunched up his eyes.
However there was then a sudden blaring noise of music followed by bright green
fluorescent light which caused everyone to pause and wonder what was going on.
Wolfgang Sweetsly however stroked his picture of David Hasselhoff gleefully in
thanks at whatever providence had saved him from the The Big Pink.
The music began to build up and gradually became clearer as the mysterious green
light began to descend.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyl5DlrsU90
The green light soon came to a stop and a pair of large lift doors opened to
reveal a figure bathed in the green light who was flanked on either side by
three mimes.
The figure then stepped out of the green light to reveal themselves to be
Commandant Wolfgang, he was wearing a top hat with a monocle, tailcoat with
shirt and bow tie but however below the waist he was wearing only suspenders
fishnet stockings and high heels.
Commandant Wolfgang then stepped forward hands clasped behind his back holding a
riding crop with his escort of mimes down a corridor which stretched along rows
of holding cells holding the various members of the Blue Dwarf Crew until he
came to a stop in front of the holding cell which held Seymour Nipples.
Commandant Wolfgang turned to face the cell and then brought up one of his hands
and dismissively clicked his fingers causing the forcefield at the front of the
cell to dissipate and disappear.
"Greetings Heir Nipples his imperial deliciousness *licks lips* The Infidel
Seymour, vishes to see you".
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