Re: You What?

Who: Jay, Phil, Efof
Where: Parrotts bar
When: After Phil explained all about his universe
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"Hi Jay, Hi Phil..PHIL! Your back" Efof ran over and gave Phil a hug. Then
stopped as Phil was giving him a look like he just offered him a kebab.
"Who are you?" asked Phil staring at the Ffionian.
"Efof. Efof Yuwanker".
At was at this point Phil punched him clean out.
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Efof flew across the bar, his light frame no match for Phil's anger-fuelled
punch. He crashed into a round table and a few stools and sent them flying into
the air.
"Phil no-" Said Jay. "That's his name, he didn't actually tell you to-"
From a mess of broken shards of wood, Efof groaned and got up, rubbing bruised
parts all over his body with his four arms.
"Oh man... what was that for. Did I do something bad? If I did, I can't
remember. I'm really sorry though."
"Sorry? SORRY!" Shouted Phil. "You should be more than sorry!"
Efof very quickly started to cry, and tried to hug Jay next to him, who held at
arms length for both of their dignity. "What did I do?" Bawled the soft alien.
"Phil, remember this isn't your universe anymore. Efof isn't the same person."
said Jay, ready to push his friend back if he tried another aggressive outburst.
Phil's clenched fists relaxed, and Phil eventually calmed down. "Sorry. Sorry
...Efof." He said. "It's just that in my universe, Efof Yuwan'Ker was one of the
galaxy's notorious war criminals. He's a General in the Ffionian Allied Guard
(FAG), an army with some of the most advanced warships on the side of the Mime
army. Efof and Seymour were pesky nuisances on their own, but when they teamed
up two years ago, they started to really wreak havoc on the entire universe."
"But... that doesn't sound like me!" Said Efof, wiping his eyes. Jay patted him
on the shoulder for comfort.
Phil nodded. "General Efof was also well known for being a cross-dresser and
going to raunchy sex parties."
Efof went white. "How did you know?!" he said, and then ran away.
<OOC – Phil is that the sort of thing you were hinting at? What happens next?>