Revenge of the Phil - Part 1

Where : In Another dimesion
When : another time and place
Who : A parallel universe that has fallen on it face
(This takes place not long after died doing the nasty thing with the battery)
The Mime Wars was almost over..almost.
Only the last , the most heinous and most depicable of all the Mimes had been
hunted down and shot. Some of them had been placed in
real glass boxes to suffocate, which amused the CMH(Chief Mime hunter) Febuggure
no end.
The war had buegun many moons ago. There was many horrors that had come from
this, incukding the death of Phil's own children.
His beloved Tara and literaly gone insane from greif and was now thinking she
was a small potatoe.
And this was all the cause of one man, Seymour "The Infidel" Nipples, one of the
most feared mimes every to disgrace this universe.
The man resposable for so many evil acts, including the carpet bombing of The
Wiskey Stillery on Vetar 6, and the destruction of every
know macdonalds and kebab emporium this side of the Rigel Sector.
In short, the man was a menanace, but at least was confined to this universe.
At least he was, until last month and he got his evil white mits on a new
exeperimental drive system known as a "Hop" drive. It was a small mercy
that the system shorted out
Using his vastly superior interlect, and a legacy from from his son Rufus, Phil
Febuggure, hunter of mimes and general all round badd-ass managed to
the track the universe he had managed to jump to. Early readings indicated that
the universe he was in was infected by rogue hymoneptra.
"Sir, we've finsihed the calibration..We're ready when you are..but sir...we've
discovered somthing...disturbing..about this universe."
Phil just smiled "Speak your mind soldier"
"Well sir, it looks like most of out technology, well you know are stuff is
based off Archivers techology?"
"Yes lad, it's how we brought peace to this universe..peace through superior
firepower that is.."
"Well sir..it loks like..theres something about that unvierse that corrupts
Archiver technology..makes it..well..off.."
"Waht do you mean?"
"Sir...you may not be able to come back!"
"It's a price i pay gladly if it means I can find and break the The
Infidel...Fire up the chamber lad...I'm going in"
With that Phil steped into the large pod, closed the door and gave the thumb up
sign to the operator, whi simpy pressed a big red button marked GO.
There was a blinding flash of light and the rather strange sensation of being
pulled in a million directions at once whilst being groped
by a small squid.
"Is it me or is it a tad cold in here?"
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