Bazookoid Chain Reaction

Who: Fiona (Dewey's Girlfriend), Where: Corridor Outside Parrots, When: *hick* After the *hick* Captain got drunk.
Fiona ran down the corridor, turning right and left, and whenever possible, screaming up a storm.
"The was the most disgusting thing that ever happened to me!" she yelled.
Her arm slammed into a closet door. "Aaaaeeeee! Son of a goit!"
She continued running, as the door slid open a bazookoid fell down from the closet, and fired. The shot zoomed past Fiona, bounced off a few metal walls, and into Parrots.
"Oh crap..." Dewey muttered. He ran as fast as he could and ducked under a chair. The shot zoomed around, blowing up random pint muggers and champagne bottles. It would've looked cool if everyone wasn't scared to death.
"Here," said the Captain, "have a wine bossle! Id'll cool you *hick* don!"
No one knew whether he was talking to Vanessa, the random guy, or the bazookoid shot. And to be quite honest, nobody cared.
Fiona had been scared half to death by the loud fire, and it was all to soon that energy blast zoomed over her head again, bounced off the walls, and back into Parrots.
The energy ball zoomed over everyone's heads and suddenly disintegrated something. No one was sure what it was, but the cat had coughed up the cockroach into the air.
It had no effect on it. The energy was just too much.
(Uh-oh. Now we got an energy blast bouncing off the walls.)